Penis In My Coffee

Your life could be worse.

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Chapter 11: There's A Penis In My Brownie http://t.co/Kvn1S62KyA

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@Masturbaetis xoxo

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(NEW) Chapter 11: There's A Penis In My Brownie. http://t.co/Kvn1S62KyA

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I stray away from talking about the whorish ways of my now ex-girlfriend to discuss my recent encounter with marijuana.

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As soon as I get moved in to my new place, I have a great new chapter involving cops, my ex-girlfriend, and of course - her giant dildo...

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@brunofvfv I felt good about it lol.

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NEW: Chapter 10: So You're Dating A Whore? http://t.co/UE3b1uzsU9

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@DammitJessicax3 I'm trying really hard not to judge. (But I agree)

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@DammitJessicax3 It's life :)

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I hope you all enjoy more misery from my life! Chapter 10: So You're Dating A Whore? http://t.co/UE3b1uzsU9

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NEWS FLASH: My Girlfriend Is A Whore (literally). The saga continues tonight with a new blog.

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Over 15 girls caught me masturbating one time. Read about it: http://t.co/UE3b1uzsU9

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For those who missed the excitement, Chapter 9: Tales of Teenage Masturbation is now available. http://t.co/UE3b1uzsU9

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Chapter 9: Tales of Teenage Masturbation is now available. http://t.co/AS6pAvDLqD. I share my most embarrassing masturbation story.

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@Truthbme2u I pay for the domain name. That's it. It's like $10 a year. All through wordpress.

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@Truthbme2u Same. I'm alive. Something we both can be thankful for I guess

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@Truthbme2u I promise to start posting more. Was a crazy month! You doing good?

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Fuck cereal! Start your day by reading Chapter 8: http://t.co/UE3b1uzsU9.

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Chapter 9 will tell the tale of how often I get caught masturbating. Prepare thyself.

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Chapter 8: My God Is Better Than Your God is now available: http://t.co/UE3b1uzsU9. It's short. Chapter 9 coming soon!