Penis Pain

my balls have deceased :hopeful:

[Soybooru Official @soyboorucom]

THIS IS REALLY BAD...

[JChrisFree @JChrisFree]

@stealth_riot everyone worries about the woke mob and you forgot to worry about the woke mog

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

dont invite me to smoke weed if u gonna be upset when i start acting gay

[Jonathan “JoJo” Joestar @JoJoLuvsHamon]

Who wants to learn hamon? 😊

Yes
No

(Dear Twitter, Please add a poll above)

[⋆☕︎ ˖ Adri ⋆☕︎ ˖ @concrete_adri]

whenever i go see my conservative extended family i talk like light yagami trying to not reveal he’s kira except im trying not to reveal im queera

[Bisexual Shadowguy @_Draitto_]

Democrat: IF ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD BE WOKE!!!

Conservative: NO HE WOULD NOT BE WOKE!!!

Abraham Lincoln if he was alive today: FUCKKKKKKKK I HATE IMAGINE DRAGONS

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Drake's seats at the Toronto Raptors game have been c*mmed on again, ahead of their playoff against the Cleveland Cavaliers 😳🏀

[maria @meeyiaa_ow]

My useless fucking chud daughter talking about “i wanna learn how to ride a bike” get on the fucking game and learn doomfist

[˗ˏˋ eeby !! ˎˊ˗ @ehebai]

GOALS BEFORE I TURN 3

- SLEEPING WITHOUT MY NIGHTLIGHT

- NOT BEING SCARED OF THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED

- EATING MY VEGETABLES

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

"What if a drug addict used your tax dollars to get SNAP benefits?"

The government uses my tax dollars to bomb villages, arm warlords, fund coups, and trafficks children through proxy states. If a "junkie" eats because of me, that's the most moral thing my taxes have done.

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself

[Ken ☣︎ @Frogyjones_Art]

If you dont touch an RE game for 3 days it actually casts a spell that makes you forget every single thing you were doing last time you played

[Blooregard Q. Kazoo @KurtSnobain]

i be in the farmers market looking at yall immigrant mothers fat butts

[ʙᴜᴊᴜ @sham_exe]

hey assholes I’ve told you for the last time to stop moving the key to the security office! i’m putting it back in the dirty bathtub on the third floor WHERE IT BELONGS!!!

[Penis Pain @Penis__Pain]

@vehmeta @vagabondII He ain’t stronger than the man with the drill who pierces the heavens

[Hayden @ch0rizoCS]

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester