Penninger Dukes

The official twitter account of the 2017 SSAL fantasy baseball Champions.

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The path to the SSAL championship starts now. IT. IS. TIME. #OpeningDay

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That’s now 5 wins in a row for the Dukes as we defeat our rivals the @SCS_SSAL . One full turn through the league and we sit at 5-2. 0.5 games back from first place

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Make that 3 wins in a row with a win against the knob slobbers 10-2. Next matchup will be against the @SausagePupsSSAL

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Win number 2 is in the books as your Dukes have beaten the @DMurphSSAL 9-3! That’s back to back wins against two really good teams and the Dukes are now 2-2.

Next match will be against the @FoShizzoSSAL

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How we imagined the undefeated Wasp Whackers were walking into this weeks game only for the Dukes to take them down for our first win of the season!
@WaspWhackers

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Our first matchup is against the Gray Court Junior Boomers.

Half our team may be injured before the season starts but we’re still confident we can start strong

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Happy Opening Day Duke fans!!

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@TheCinesthetic This movie was fucking awful and it blows my mind that the general consensus is that this was a good movie

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With the Dukes last pick, we select international prospect Cris Rodriquez

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The 2026 SSAL Minor League Draft has concluded. The Dukes draft result is as follows:

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With the 3rd round pick the Dukes select pitcher Cruz Schoolcraft

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Buffalo Bills fans reaction to this news

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We've agreed to terms with Joe Brady on a 5-year contract to become our next head coach!

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We have acquired OF Jasson Dominquez in exchange for SP Carlos Rodon

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Welcome to the Dukes Julio!

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We won? Holy shit we won!!! Let’s goooooo! Let’s ride this momentum boys! #godukes #rapeeverythingthatspeaks

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@SCS_SSAL @EricCrossMLB Lost cause. I’d trade him to anyone at this point.

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@AChapman_105 Congratulations Aroldis on your accomplishment. You truly hold the values of our great leader. While this year has not gone well for us your leadership and actions have kept hope alive in the darkest of times.

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Happy National Duke Day to all who celebrate! Every year we honor one player on our team who best represents the values of our fearless leader Lemuel Rufus Furr lll aka the Duke who on this day stood his ground against the tyranny of the American police department.

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So it is with great honor that we award this years “Duke of the Year” to the man, the myth, the legend…

Aroldis Chapman! @AChapman_105