Caveman King

Surviving this modern world through sarcasm and scotch.

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@LayahHeilpern They subconsciously know they need their ass beat?🤷

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@IsabellaMDeLuca A majority of women will talk to any man if she thinks she can get resources from him.

A majority of men will talk to any women if he thinks he has a chance to smash.

True friendship with no ulterior motive between the sexes is as likely as a unicorn witnessing a virgin birth

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@tomcrown Where I'm going is my business

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Fast X should never have been made

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@clownworld What could go wrong?

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Dolphins are the mafia of the sea. Prove me wrong

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@catturd2 And the sea is always rising

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@ManMilk2 I'm okay declaring this a felony

[El Ethereum @elethereum]

CHALLENGE: Please Repost this right now if you’re a $SHIB holder!

Seriously, it’s one click and takes less than a second to do.

This will help bring us new followers and support our SHIBARMY journey together! #1centdream

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Shillers gotta shill, but people falling for their crap is what amazes me

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Obscure fact:

Daddy Long Leg spiders are the most venomous spider in North America, but took a vow of pacificity out of solidarity with vegans

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Toxic advise of the day:

Shoot your shot with the 4 of the group just to mess with the dynamic

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@WomenPostingLs Not the flex they think it is

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@CoinStats Dividend stocks

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@whitest_injera I see some poor guy's best option

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It's weird. I pay money to stream commercials when back in the day I could do it for free

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@shahh Dirty rotten scoundrels

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@sarahxz In today's world, I assume every woman has a penis until proven otherwise. and I don't pay for dick

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May the best engagement farmer win 🏆

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@BusinessFamous Now ask why Apple needs our money