Kelly Pennington

Bridgewater College '15 Giraffes. Horses. Dogs

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@official_flo hey mr. Rider can you hurry up and perform rn at the Orioles game? It’s almost my bed time .+ I gotta poop

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@mattgaetz didn’t you diddle a bunch of underage girls? Thank goodness you didn’t manage to get any of them pregnant…or did you and you had the means to quietly get rid of it? 🤔

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Wow shoutout to @AmericanAir for having the absolute worst customer service I’ve ever experienced. That’ll teach me to fly anything other than @SouthwestAir

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@FortniteGame Do you guys have 24 hour staff? Just wondering if your 9-5 employees get to go home despite the server being down. Thanks!

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Thank you @quinnxcii for spending 701 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/C1HqnCWerb

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@cptmorgan123 I’d try it 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@TSA can I fill my carry-on with whole lemons and limes flying from Florida to Maryland? Asking for myself.

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@Wawa HEY WAWA. Is the Graveyard Smash coming back this year? 👉🏽👈🏽

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Hello, I am ✨anxious✨

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@FortniteGame If any of you morons wanna send me your vbucks before you quit, just let me know!

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I would die for @tacobell

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@hulu Why is Cruel Summer expiring in 13 days when it just came out?

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Anxious.

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He unmatched me.

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Hey @chrissyteigen are you guys still doing riding lessons?

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Hey @sheetz can you PLEASE buy the land next to 4240 North Point Blvd in Baltimore MD and build us a Sheetz? PRETTY PLEASE

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I’m down.

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if u want the 666th pair of the satan shoes quote this tweet and use #satanshoes to be entered and I’ll pick someone by thursday 🏹❤️

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#HangingWithMyPEEPS Ripley and Cody, two PEEPS in a pod! #PepsiSweepstakes @pepsi @PepsiCo

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@jimmyjohns WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP FORGETTING MY KICKIN RANCH?! IT WAS SAD WHEN IT WAS ONLY .50 BUT NOW THAT YOU SNEAKILY MADE IT $1 IM GRUMPY WHEN ITS MISSING

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No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.