It was a great start to my Tuesday when I opened up a snap from my boyfriend of Dan + Shays Speechless music video captioned with ‘Good Morning.’ How did I get so lucky 🥰
Went out to the bar last night with friends, my brother and the bf. Naturally, ya know we have a few brews and enjoy ourselves.
This morning my bf looks at me and goes: “You and your brother are the same person. You both make a lot of funny/weird noises.”
I couldn’t disagree🤣
My bf and I binged watched all the Christmas episodes of the Office while eating Ben & Jerry’s peanut butter cup ice cream, snuggled up on the couch with the tree lighting up the room- sosososo corny, but idgaf- that’s what I call a perfect night🎄😍
I’m ordering food in the kitchen while Jon is down the hall playing video games, talking to his buddy on Xbox over the headset & talking on the phone..I walk back into the room, takes off his headset & asks “so where ya ordering from?”
THIS KID DOESNT MISS ANY REFERENCE TO FOOD
Going on a double date tonight and the last time I brought a boy I was dating around my friend and her husband, her husband offered to pay me $300 to stop dating my p.o.s ex🙃
Cheers to finding better a better man and being 1000x happier😊
Watching about 12 different friends if mine all on different wine tours progressively get more and more drunk, is all the entertainment I need on this rainy Saturday 😂☔️🍷
A FB group was started for our TEN year high school reunion, and I’m realizing:
1) holy shit we’re old
2) I don’t recognize 3/4 of these kids in the group 😂😂😂
You ever think you’re lookin good today and then look at the camera monitor in the self-checkout line @Target and realize ‘ohhhh hunny you be lookin ugly af’....cause same
Jon asked me if I wanted to go to the gym in the morning with him and Clyde. I told him, “I’ll consider it.”
..now I fear for my wake up call with Jon using the overly sized traffic cone that’s sitting in our living room as a horn, yelling in it right outside my door at 5am😑