Alyson

The less we say about it the better, make it up as we go along✌️

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

It’s hard to remember what life was like B.C. (before coronavirus) #COVID19 #Coronavirus

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Does anyone else remember when #DennisTheMenace was a mascot for @DairyQueen ? #randomthought #throwback

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

It makes me so happy to see Mark Paul Gosselaarr still acting. Been a fan since the early days of Saved by the Bell #CriticsChoiceAwards

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

RIP to the 36+ hours of my life that I’ll never get back thanks to watching @loveislandusa #guiltypleasure #sobaditsgood #neveragain

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

I wish everything I owned had the ability to be pinged when I can’t find it. Like when I lose my phone and use my watch to locate it #wouldbenice

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

My life is a series of opening one new tab in my mind after another #toomanytabsopen #ADHD

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Summer don’t gooo 😩

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Do April snow showers bring better May flowers? 🤔 #chicagoweather

[sophie @netcapgirl]

any distance is walking distance if ur not a coward

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

I miss the 90s #randomtweet

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Anyone else get excited when you fold laundry and all your socks are accounted for?

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

When (if ever) will @googlemaps be optimized for Lower Wacker Drive? Asking for a friend #Chicago

[The Middle @TheMiddle_TV]

We are saddened by the loss of Norm Macdonald and are grateful for the years he brought us laughs as Rusty Heck which will live on forever.

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

@DIRECTV what are you good for? Absolutely nothing #rainraingoaway ⛈

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Absolutely 🤯 learning that the insides of blueberries are not blue

[Jordan @FoxyDocKnoxy]

My goal was to lose 10 lbs by the end of 2020. Only 24 lbs to go!

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Loving the @Hersheys holiday-themed kisses (Santa hats, bells, red and green wrappers) but how about next year you make one for Hanukkah? Maybe one that’s blue and resembles a dreidel?

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

🙋🏽‍♀️🙌🏽

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Night owls tend to outlast early birds in how long they can stay mentally alert before becoming fatigued.

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Watching the #PresidentialDebates2020 got me feeling like

[Alyson @PennyLn05]

Whoever thought to put pockets on leggings, I salute you #genius