Prerna

Full-time writer. Full-time mom. Full-time housekeeper. Full-time dead. Founder, Pretty As You Please.

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

10 days after my book came out and 9 days after it was couriered to me, I finally have my baby in my hands, and OMG, we did this. From scratch. The brief included little more than the subject, number of pages and a brief on the company.

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@iRatzzz But why are you at a hospital?! 😳

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

It just keeps getting worse!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A former model who was a finalist in the Miss Switzerland contest was allegedly murdered and "pureed" in a blender by her husband, officials in Switzerland are reported to have said

Read more 🔗
https://t.co/gC5GORmaM0

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

Allergy.

[B ( Only Merit Not a Freeloader) @JustPunforfun]

Middle class-Dhaniya

Upper class - Coriander

Ultra HNI - Cilantro

What will you call this now?

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@ikaveri So beautiful, Mrs A!

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

I just received yet another call for ‘cancellation of port out request’. That’s the 13th call since yesterday. Hi, @ViCustomerCare. I DO NOT WANT TO CANCEL MY REQUEST. And I do not want to receive any more such calls.

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

Ever since the request for porting was put in, yesterday, I’ve received no less than 12 calls from @ViCustomerCare representatives asking me why and ‘requesting’ me to stay on. Someone please tell me this does not amount to harassment. 12 calls. All for the same thing!

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@maneet @ViCustomerCare Extremely!

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

So, after ‘11 years, 3 months and 3 days’ as @ViCustomerCare has been constantly reminding me, I’ve decided to port out my number. I’ve had terrible network for the past 4 years, and while most other service providers have moved on to 5G, I’m lucky if I get 3G even.

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@ViCustomerCare Hi Rina, my mind is made up. The only assistance I need from you is to ensure I do not get any more calls from your end.

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

29 long years!

My best and most vivid childhood memories are the ones with you in them. The singing, the laughing, the inanity… you taught me joy!

Thank you for being my Mamoo!
Love,
Damoo

[LestWeForgetIndia🇮🇳 @LestWeForgetIN]

#LestWeForgetIndia🇮🇳 Major Vikrant Sastry, #SenaMedal (P), 11 MECH INF/ 32 #RashtriyaRifles laid down his life fighting Naga militants in an ambush #OnThisDay 03 May in 1995 in the Cachar Hills

Remember the #IndianBrave & his supreme sacrifice for the Nation always
@easterncomd

[definitely not a nurse @hib343434]

My friend just posted her daughter’s science fair project that got her kicked out of the science fair and I’m ☠️☠️☠️

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@monikamanchanda It’s such a beautiful combination, Monika! Happy new year to you!

[Ambreen Zaidi @Ambreenzaidi]

Also,the fancy of current dispensation, to handover all major AWWA events to a civilian event manager is also NOT ACCEPTABLE.

There is a huge database of highly skilled army wives, best in their fields, registered on @OfficialAwwa website,why not give opportunity to them? @adgpi

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@navdhad Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that, Navdha! Lots of love and strength to you. 💜

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@deepblueruin @rayaprolprize @HydUniv @sridala So so amazing!! Congratulations, Nikita!!

[Mrs. Hazel @mrs__hazel]

Just want to bring to your notice,that this abomination of a tweet casually talking about violence against women has got 2.5 k likes and 670 retweets and counting.
Please now shout from the rooftops - "Not all men are trash". 🤡

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

My grandmum would’ve loved this!!

[Gurpriya @GurpriyaSidhu]

Quick question, in the movie Hum Tum, Rani Mukherjee gets married to Abhishek Bachchan who lives in the US, I think. Then he dies in an accident so she escapes to Paris, sets up a boutique there and starts living a solitary life.

What visa was Rani Mukherjee on?

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@laarne @ViolentVeggy This.

[Prerna @PennyLooney]

@nehadw @Shauryabhushan5 Lots of love to you, Diksha and your mum, Neha! 💜