Jacob “Cerebral Palsy” Goldstein

Purdue DSig Finance Chair ‘95 | Ex-Husband (fuck you Bethany) | Frequently Bag-addled | Enjoys Long walks at least 100 yards from a School Zone

[Jacob “Cerebral Palsy” Goldstein @Pennypincher41]

Thought I was original, but turns out wanting to become an outlaw in the 1800s is a common pattern found in burnt out men in modern society. #bigirononmyhip

[Jacob “Cerebral Palsy” Goldstein @Pennypincher41]

@jarvisfink “Yo bro can you text me this text thread rq, I got a fire burner post.”

[Jacob “Cerebral Palsy” Goldstein @Pennypincher41]

Protein Honey Nut Cheerios prob got actual nut in that shit #IHaveSpoken

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@joshsasmith Another amazing play by gay son bringing the original 38 point lead to 40.

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@joshsasmith Intriguing idea!

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There’s no foids on this app are there? #debutpost #goyim