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I'm Me, Money, Sex, all your Dreams may come true, Do it Yourself! you dont need me or any man for that.. i will make you laugh and Think of higher momments.

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@therealkimj I left my wallet home while traveling to the airport, then left my phone on the plane while getting off.. 😪🤕

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@Pornhub for one month, can you make it so State IDs are required in order to access content, Watch laws change really quick.. #WomensRights #PlannedParenthood #thefirstamendment

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@elonmusk please confirm you wont make Twitter request State id, Passports, SS Number or DNA sample a Requirment to have an account, I mean how much more easier do they want Indentiy thief for hackers "WHEN!" breached.🤯 #helpkeeppersonalinfopersonal #justmypersonalopinoin

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@jaxdellosso 😂

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@c0ochy That's a clean bathroom. 👍

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@jaxdellosso Not on an empty stomach.. 😂

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@jaxdellosso You have replied.. yeah, You got a good lawyer? 😊

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@jaxdellosso Sorry buddy, perhaps go to the movies it works for me.. Love that I have alpine theater a couple blacks away.

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@junique_marie Claim him as a dependant on your taxes.. 😂

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Time too buy some Facebook Stock.JK 😇 🤣

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@therealkimj You should host an IBS and Lactose intolerant Networking Event.! 😂 #nocandles

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@jaxdellosso You got some splaining too do.. 😂

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So after all these years I've finally figured out "what the Rock was cooking?".. It was a little girl he left in a cave... Jk 😂 but seriously @TheRock can you please make a sequel too Moana?! #yourwelcome #boardmyboat #moana2 #pleasedisney @

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@jaxdellosso This makes me feel sad and ignorant to how much I don't know about ignorance and how white privilege really works.. 💔😷🥺

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@jaxdellosso The only Good news is with Allergies and a Mask on people will give your personal space and then some. 😂

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Hey @Seamless @Grubhub, this Earth day I beg you to please make a change to your apps allowing customers the option of opting out of getting extra napkins, plastics utensils, and condiments they don't need or want to waste. Thx #Letsalldobetter #earthday

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@jaxdellosso That’s scary as fuck..

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@jaxdellosso So sorry, I’m so glad I didn’t take you up on the offer to be roped in with those freaks.. I seriously was going to have you come to my place just to pick up some Cannolis from Villabate Alba I got for you just for being awesome..

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@jaxdellosso I’ve done this to get away from my girl once it’s so annoying when they won’t let something go and on and on belittling you..

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@jaxdellosso How’s are you going to explain her to your step father /husband? 😂