Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing

Cecilia | she/her | find me on bluesky

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but some economics experts are saying that the US has exceeded typical hyperinflation to such a degree that they propose inventing a new term for it. google “sonic inflation” to learn more

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

one of those US flag shirts that says “these colors don’t run” except it’s a trans pride flag and it says “these colors don’t tuck”

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

my beautiful gay wife putting on a fallout new vegas video essay for me like a cat’s owner pulling up a bird video

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

@notsillyexgf nooooo I wish, we’re just taking a lil vacation. it’s the main place we’re considering moving to next spring though

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

I get to spend my one year tranniversary in minneapolis with my wife, I’m so excited 🥰🥰🥰

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

first they came for the mimes, and I did not speak out— because I was a mime

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

@cuissekisser girls yearn for reigen arataka

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

the upside of transitioning in my late 20’s is that I can go back in time to seduce my pre-transition self just to fuck with her head without the age gap being weird

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

tgirl who gets an orchiectomy not for bottom dysphoria reasons, but because she has an eating disorder and wants to drop an extra few ounces

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

yeah no shit I’d fuck a flame atronach, idgaf about burns. make it sizzle, toots. I’m trying to get it cooked like a costco hotdog

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

@jackiecore666 conceptualizing yeast as cute lil guys is honestly what helps me maintain the motivation to keep feeding my sourdough starter. I can’t just let them STARVE

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

@Gay__Edge the eep-slinging meeper

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

need a nemesis so bad. I have so many caring, loving people in my life and an Adversary™️ is what I need to balance it all out

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

I just learned that my partner has been arranging the bouquets she gets me herself?? meanwhile I’ve been getting them premade bouquets like a SCRUB. I need to watch some flower arranging tutorials and step up my game asap

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

“hitting the wall” is such a myth, I’m pushing 30 and easily the hottest I’ve ever been

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

@Gay__Edge living there already sucked when I left it and it looks like they’ve committed to making it somehow even worse, I’m almost impressed

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

@prncessseren1ty this is just being catholic

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

transition has its advantages. for example:

a guy going out of his way to mention that he’s 6’2”? pathetic, obvious, desperate for attention

a girl going out of her way to mention that she’s 6’2”? oh waow 🥰

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

mildly obsessed with this comment. the username, the hashtags, the choices in capitalization . . . this is art, I think

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

my ass has recoil now, hrt fucking rules

[Sir Gideon Thotnir, the All-Blowing @PeopleGoSquish]

my girlfriend is such a cutie patootie such a sweetie such a gorgeous gorgeous angel I am going feral foaming at the mouth on my hands and knees barking