Zimbabwean cultural ambassador, youth advocate, and social innovator whose work is redefining the narrative of a modern, radiant, and forward-looking Zimbabwe.
My brother B. Mutembuka, you could write an entire book on the political philosophy of the Crocodile and his calculated methods of getting the better of opponents.
But let us not intellectualise or romanticise him too much. The bottom line is brutally simple: the man is hardcore, ruthless and, without doubt, downright evil!
An entire nation is suffering under this politics of fear, capture and compromise. Imagine churches, courts, law-enforcement institutions, chiefs, learned professors of economics—and even fellow presidents—all soiled in conscience never to be clean again because they have been compromised or silenced or like they tried on Uriri crocmailed for life!
That is the Crocodile’s real political legacy: not merely defeating opponents, but corrupting institutions, weakening consciences and forcing a whole nation to live beneath the weight of fear.
Nostalgia happy birthday… always a choice to stand for change or to desire to be on the gravy train - life always has key forks in the road : what do you miss the most? Power for its sake or making a difference to the impoverished masses whose lives @ZANUPF_Official have made a living hell? You are a sum total of the the choices you make morally, ethically and politically.
Professor, this is sophisticated blame-shifting dressed up as political theory.
Yes, politics requires organisation. But organisation does not operate in a vacuum. You cannot praise PF-ZAPU’s “discipline” while sanitising the state violence, arrests and massacres that forced it into the 1987 Unity Accord. ZAPU was not defeated by inadequate structures; it was crushed by a coercive state. Contemporary reporting records that the army massacred thousands and detained or tortured hundreds before the Accord. Human Rights Watch
The same omission distorts the CCC story. Its structural weaknesses were real and must not be repeated. But they do not explain—or excuse—state institutions accepting recalls from Sengezo Tshabangu, a man whom the elected leadership said held no such office. Weakness created an opening; institutional complicity converted it into parliamentary capture.
Nor is 44% of the presidential vote, control of Zimbabwe’s major cities and enough parliamentary seats to deny ZANU-PF a two-thirds majority evidence of an opposition without a national presence. It is evidence of substantial citizen support despite an election condemned by observers for intimidation, restrictions and serious procedural shortcomings. EU Election Observation Mission
The World Bank argument is even more misleading. The Bank explicitly states that its revised FCV classification measures exposure to recorded political violence. It is not an assessment of institutional performance or overall country risk. Zimbabwe falling outside that narrow classification does not certify good governance, prosperity, credible elections or functioning public institutions. World Bank methodology
And which “opposition” rejected the finding? Which leaders, and where? No evidence is offered. A few social-media reactions are inflated into the extraordinary claim that millions of Zimbabweans “want Zimbabwe to fail”.
Zimbabweans do not want the country to fail. They want the ruling elite to stop confusing itself with the country. Zimbabwe is not ZANU-PF. Criticising corruption, repression, disputed elections and constitutional manipulation is not opposing Zimbabwe—it is defending Zimbabwe.
Organisation matters, Professor. But so do free political space, impartial institutions and one person, one vote. A lecture on opposition structures that absolves the machinery that bans, infiltrates, recalls, prosecutes and violently suppresses opponents is not analysis. It is regime apologetics.
Simba riri muvanhu. Politicians are varanda veZimbabwe—not masters of the citizens. #TheCitizenHasTheFinalSay
In the new Zimbabwe, legal minds of this calibre must find their way onto our judicial benches—provided they continue to demonstrate this level of integrity, independence and courage.
Advocate Lewis Uriri was right to decline this offer. No careful legal professional should accept a US$350,000 “gift” publicly announced without prior consultation, long after the professional relationship had ended and all fees had been paid. What was presented as generosity also risked turning him and his professional reputation into part of a social-media campaign.
This decision was not a rejection of gratitude; it was a defence of professional independence. Ironically, this one act of integrity may bring him more genuine clients than any Range Rover or cash gift ever could. Serious clients want lawyers whose judgment, loyalty and professional standing cannot be bought—or even reasonably perceived to have been bought.
We must learn to applaud principled conduct even where we may disagree with a lawyer’s previous clients, cases or politics. Zimbabwe needs judges and lawyers who understand that reputation is worth more than riches and that public confidence in justice must never be compromised.
Well done, Advocate Uriri. This is the standard of integrity the new Zimbabwe must demand from its legal profession and future judiciary.
#Integrity #ProfessionalIndependence #TheZimbabweWeWant #CitizensFirst
You desire to feed at the chefs table made you a Goebels like character playing chess with peoples lives like you did to Dzamara now your Tsholotsho declaration buddy whom you have again somersaulted to support having opposed him for breach of promise makes the people suffer . You are a wasted brian!
In his lifetime Bob never built a statue or named an airport lifter himself Rika is trying to match what Bob did over 35year period soon enough history’s facts will state that the fella from across the Zambezi was actually the one who appointed and disappointed Bob the man just needs to get rid of Rugare and Muchena so that tye non carexreciving public can be convinced!
The Zambian fella who broke Bobs heart will not agree to this. But I al sure he will take your advice and do the Library now or get one of his zviganadas donating a build a library fur Ruka! Why you give the fella who kept you in Jail such gradios ideas! The man thinks He is Bob
@advocatemahere Dear Bob you killed every other opposition by spicing their tea! Why did you not start with the Zambian who took you out now you have left us in hot soup the chap is worse than you. This time reserve the hottest spot for him nearer to the hitler section in the fiery furnace
Chamisa—or any politician—does not vote himself into power. That is exactly where our political thinking needs to change.
Brett talks about “Varanda veZimbabwe.” Good. Ngatitange ipapo. If politicians are varanda, masters vacho ndivanaani? Vanhu veZimbabwe!
The ZANU-PF “Chef” mentality has conditioned us to think politicians own the people. Kwete! Elected officials are servants; citizens are the principals.
Saka mubvunzo wekuti “Chamisa achahwina sei under the new Constitution?” hauperi pana Chamisa. Simba rake harisi maX likes, TikTok views kana maTwitter spaces. Simba rake vanhu veZimbabwe—paground.
Manje shiri yabvuta rekeni! Politics is changing. Nothing remains the same forever.
Chamisa ngaape vision yake. Brett ngaape yake. Vamwe ngavapewo yavo. Then give Zimbabweans a meaningful democratic choice and respect their verdict.
Povo ndiyo ine yese. Simba riri muvanhu.
Politician = Muranda weZimbabwe.
Citizen = The Master.
🇿🇼 #TheCitizenHasTheFinalSay #TheCitizensMovement
😂 Ko mukana waBret arikunyimwa nani? Democracy haisi relay race yekuti Chamisa amhanye obva apa Bret baton.
Kana vana Bret vachiti vane better vision, ngavavake movement yavo, vagadzirise structures dzavo, vaende kuvanhu vovanyengetedza. Chamisa haafanire kunyarara kuti vamwe vaonekwe.
And this idea yekuti “you got your chance mukakoniwa” ignores the fundamental question: did Zimbabweans ever get a genuinely free opportunity to choose and have that choice respected?
Bret ngaabude hake. Chamisa ngaabude hake. Vamwe vese ngavabude.
Musatiudza kuti ndiani anofanira kunyarara—isu maCitizens tichasarudza. One person, one vote. 🇿🇼