dj perogi

chop your own wood and it’ll warm you twice

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Why does Guinness seem trendy as of late

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#nomoretorontostreetinterviewsplease

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Our Main Street tree in Keene, NH

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How did autocorrect jump to this when all I did was forget the B

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My long term health and fitness goals are to sneeze without tearing every muscle in my upper body

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I’ve only ever known how to crack an egg with one hand

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July 30th is @zetepap ‘s birthday

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I wonder if I’m getting so many sleep apnea targeted ads because my phone listens to me all night

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I’m all thumbs up lately

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Gotta do something about the way I write my uppercase K’s

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Giving up construction to pursue my dream of being a professional air guitarist

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Remember how much it snowed when we were kids?

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Yesterday was great, what a nice weekend it’s shaping up to be

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My biggest pet peavy is autocorrect assuming I mean ‘we’ll’ and not ‘well’ every single time. I hope Siri sees this tweet and does something about it

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Lunch

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My Spotify wrapped scores beat everyone

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My knuckle has seemingly imploded but everything works fine?

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Must’ve been a brutal morning that led to the prohibition

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I have a personal beef with the Oxford comma

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Been a real devious dog as of late