Pep

hi

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academics rereading their incomprehensible, jargon-filled, passive, 600 word run-on sentence

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

One of my favorite interpretation of any media is that the Addams Family is seen as creepy (and cooky, mysterious and spooky) by their neighbours because they're catholic hispanics and their neighbours are all wasps, and to me it makes sense

[David Garcia @IJaSport]

Obsession is a sickness.

[TaglesTopGuy 🇻🇦 @TaglesTopGuy]

Quantifying Christianity with material consumption is the most American possible thing to do

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

If you wear meta glasses youre a faggot

[Pep @Peplh5w]

@octoberstanton @JhoanDuranLover You were dickriding billionaires after Bernie mildly criticized them yesterday we already know you’re maga

[Pep @Peplh5w]

@thecomeback We don’t want that shit anyway Wawa clears

[Pep @Peplh5w]

Oh my god bruh I through the larpers would fuck off after the World Cup

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK TODAY!

CLAIM YOUR TEAM WITH A GIF. NO SWITCHING UP!!

[brandon* @brndxix]

sure

[Smokey “Trustfund” McPot @smokeymcburnn]

Groom has informed me one of the bridesmaids is “interested”

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

can you imagine brining a chick home from the bars and you just take her back to your pond

[📖 @NoteForYou26]

This sentence by Dostoyevsky never fails to hit hard:

“You sensed that you should be following a different path, a more ambitious one, you felt that you were destined for other things but you had no idea how to achieve them and in your misery you began to hate everything around you.”

[real @getinglouderig]

I hate the sales funnel-ification of everything. Oh yeah bro just apply to 500 jobs you’re certain to get a few interviews. Just approach 100 women you’ll get a few dates. Total Salesman Death

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

white women when you say a mother should go to jail for killing her children

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[EVANGELICAL SEEING A RELIGIOUS DISPLAY THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE SMOKE MACHINES OR A PROJECTOR SCREEN OFFERING A QR CODE FOR 15% OFF AT STEAK N' SHAKE] this is sick. this is not christ.

[Pep @Peplh5w]

@AustinStre38299 @Orioles Hop on that minoxidil my boy

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

> imperial harem politics
> imported Slavic wives
> endless wars with Persia, complex relations with Arabs, protector of Jews
> ostentatious displays of wealth
> endless corruption
> extreme state brutality towards rebels

Is Trump the last Ottoman sultan?

[Mwami Sergio @Johnlaban256]

We are lucky this mandem chose football, he could be a professor somewhere and he would still be the best.

[Rance @son_of_uki]

one thing i’ve accepted in life is that you have to be absolutely obsessed and borderline insane if you wish to become the top .1% in anything you do

[Topskills Sports UK @topskillsportuk]

🚨 Pep Guardiola on Kyle Walker leaving for AC Milan in the middle of a crisis: ⚠️

“You cannot behave as a captain the way he did in our toughest moments. I hated seeing staff laughing and eating after losses while I couldn't even sleep.”

Brutal standards. Elite mentality. 🥶