Delima😎

[WORLD CUP WINNERS FC @EnosQi1]

I dont think we are singing wantam venye inafaaa

[Gabu🕷️ @bettercallgabu]

Kuna jamaa ameingia space karibu 2 hours akiwa solo akatoka akiwa amejam. What happened to patience 😂.

[The BOGGART @HNilbog]

Then how do we live in a "patriarchy"? 🤣📷🤣

[Kigonyi Wa Nduthi 🏍 @rex_maina]

Weddings are mostly a woman’s idea. 😂 Having shot over 100 weddings, I can confidently say most men are just there for vibes, waiting to be told where to stand, when to smile and when to say “I do.” 😂

Wangeulizwa hawawezi fanya wedding.

If it's your idea, you want it so bad, finance it.

[toto @totoscrib]

A world cup, a runner up medal, two copa america titles, a historic unbeaten run, finalissima, all of these were achieved by an untried manager, 34 yo Messi, a huge squad revamp, sheer perseverance and tactical shifts. Your hate wouldn't even touch this team's legacy.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.

[Kbwoyhimself 🦅🌏🇺🇸 @kaybeezy001]

They keep justifying Okocha’s point by attacking him with goals 😭

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

She is not telling people how she treated you.

She is telling them how you reacted to how she treated you.

That’s a trick of a manipulator.

[John Doe @StanleyMasinde_]

Awful people blame it on ulevi.

If ushawahi lewa na lover girl you know how she cries apelekwe kwa mtu wake 😆.

Alcohol doesn’t make you someone else. It just removes the inhibitors.

[DefenseMNM @skiyaman46632]

This is sad man, Ronaldo is so finished they have to use a 16 second video consisting of an offside goal and a penalty to hype up his world cup…

[Kestin @keskanana]

I genuinely don't understand why most men never wanna acknowledge they look good, yaani kila time hujali unakaa aje unajiita tu ugly ninja🤦

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Ukiwai fika point yenye unaanza kukua worried whether you will find a man or a woman or true love,mambo yako ya mapenzi huwa inachukua a downward trajectory hadi ukufe. You either quit while you still have dignity ama you will end up with bottom of the barrel people.

[Encara @Ankara_M10]

Thanks for accepting that Lionel Messi is still in his prime.

[MessiXtra @MessiXtraHQ]

You’ve probably never seen “Ankara Messi” from THIS angle… 🤯

[Ped @PedTalksSports]

Winning La Liga from El Clasico win is actually crazy

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Hii shugli inakuwanga na majina mob

[stache X. @ElStachioo]

Whosoever will take the liberation of this country on his shoulders will have a lot of killing to do. And I mean a lot.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Unpopular opinion but blaming a crime on postpartum psychosis is like a man blaming his testosterone for rape. Hormones aren't an excuse for horrific acts. The victims are 3 innocent babies. Enough of this crap.

[Dictator Watch @DictatorWatch]

Translation: I Moses Wetangula, am eating for you! And when i eat it means you're eating!

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

he’s always one step ahead of every other athlete, even his tiny fingers can’t keep up with his brain.