Dick Pepperfield

ESPN analysts. Play by play announcer for Flint Tropics. Most trusted and reliable World Renowned news outlet. Butler University Grad 1998

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

BREAKING NEWS🚨Sources have confirmed there is a goon break battle going on between the FFDHL and the SFDHL. Reports claim first one to get high owes the other a tin of chinos. A nerve racking meeting tomorrow is on watch to break the streak. More to follow.
#dickbomb
#cantcum

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

BREAKING NEWS🚨SOB virus (scared of beers virus) has broken loose in Dominic hall . Kids are dropping left and right . Most impacted are @Squidballs58365 @bostonsboy87 @CraigKimbr22391 and @Det_terryhoitz2
More to follow.
#kh
#imfried
#cantcum
#doggy
#DICKBOMB

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 Butler University has narrowed down there acceptance to one person.@Squidballs58365 and @CraigKimbr22391 are in the runnings but one must win. More to follow. What a league.
#dickbomb
#sexonfire
#pingpongtable

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

BREAKING NEWS🚨Inside sources confirm that @Squidballs58365 is scared of the beers !!!! The Ellen Degeneres look alike is confirmed scared of alcohol. More information to follow after his wheels. (FART NOISE)
Source: @JDinkMorgoone1
#dickbomb
#irishgoodbye
#fadethat

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BREAKING🚨@JPicklesniffer is back after a 4 day leave of absence. Mr.Picklesniffer spent his time outside of streets this weekend with a camera hoping to catch a magical moment. As we review the film, stories will follow.
#BU
#detectivepicklesniffer
#nicebut
#fuckface

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

SUPERBOWL HALFTIME REPORT🚨White men had a great Half accounting for 2INT, 1TD,3 catches, 29 yards .4 out of 6 halftimes reporters are white.The games announcer is a white man and well know racist,Tom Brady. No white men enjoyed the halftime show.
#dickbomb
#nicebum
#racism

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

BREAKING NEWS🚨 Sources claim that Butler university acceptance rate has increased dramatically. The school is now opening applications to transfers from NARPS. More news to follow tomorrow. STAY TUNED!
#DICKBOMB
#NARP
#BUTLERU
#TRUMP
#FUCKTHELEFT

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

STORYS DEVELOPING🚨 A Baron Trump Hatrick has been confirmed in the East division of the SFDHL. In the West Division sources claim that unvaccinated illegals are being housed and fed goons. Should be an interesting weekend.
Source- @JPicklesniffer
#dickbomb
#bordercontrol
#snifd

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

BREAKING NEWS🚨 Story development coming out of the SFDHL once again. Sources Claim a prostitution ring has been discovered and raided by the SBBI (Stinky Beaver Bureau of Investigations) This is Dick Pepperfield reporting live. Source-@JPicklesniffer

#dickbomb
#picklesniffed

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

STORY DEVELOPING🚨Kill streak watch in the SFDHL after a two game home stint. As we approach this Wednesday evening this 2 game streak could turn into 3. Details will follow after today’s walk throughs, meetings and pregame shoot around. Stay tuned #shitstain #bullpen #dickbomb

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

THIS JUST IN🚨league insiders have revealed that the kill is confirmed after a hard fought game. Some team members revealed they are “in pain” following tonights kill . In SFDHL thats the sacrifice you make on a Tuesday night at your home arena. #15mins #salute #ripped #dickbomb

[Dick Pepperfield @PepperfieldESPN]

BREAKING NEWS🚨inside sources have reported a Tuesday night kill in progress down in the SFDHL(second floor dom hall league) . Details will follow. #dickbomb