Per Albin's Ghost 🌐

Unemployed in Greenland. The world is safer, happier, and healthier than it's ever been, and it's getting better every day!

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

we’re on the cusp of generational category fraud

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

My buddy: Can I borrow a notebook
Me: Sure what kind
My buddy: College ruled
Me: I know man but focus

[Per Albin's Ghost 🌐 @PerAlbinsGhost]

@colinokeefe Will this help us win voters in Ohio, Florida, and Texas?

[Siddhesh @UTDSiddhesh]

He’s crying because he has to take bribes in Argentinian pesos which are worthless

[Austinsseus @awoodustin]

The blocking in Olivia Wilde’s THE INVITE:

[Stephen Gibbons @Gibboanxious]

I was watching HBO's Rome, and they hit me with the worst-timed ad of all time.

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

It's always horrible when you reach that point of an argument where you can feel yourself turning into him but it's already too late to stop

[Per Albin's Ghost 🌐 @PerAlbinsGhost]

@colinokeefe She's pro-housing at least--there could be worse options!

[Per Albin's Ghost 🌐 @PerAlbinsGhost]

@charlescwcooke @Legal_Fil @senderowiczj Correct, a party that forces out credibly accused rapists is morally superior to one that doesn't.

[Per Albin's Ghost 🌐 @PerAlbinsGhost]

@AGHamilton29 The speech describes the "joy" and "privilege" of becoming American, and the final line is about "the greatness that for 250 years has been America." Aren't you embarrassed to be this dishonest?

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

I was crying laughing then he broke the fourth wall 😭😭😭

[Per Albin's Ghost 🌐 @PerAlbinsGhost]

@dieworkwear Swedes don't say it but they do think it.

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

GOD WOULD NOT PLANT A DREAM IN A MAN INCAPABLE OF REACHING IT.

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Moby Dick audiobook got to the Cetology chapter and it’s over 30 mins

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

No atheist has been able to rebut this CS Lewis quote

[Michal @TomekXT]

@TruueDiscipline

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[Maia @maiamindel]

the oracle of delphi:

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

the fact that nobody is willing to admit there is a serious teal digital color grading epidemic infecting nearly every film released by Hollywood now and people get ultra-defensive or personally offended if you point out on here that there is a problem is a bleak omen for cinema