Per Widén

Någon sa en gång att jag är bäst. Jag ser ingen anledning att ifrågasätta detta.

[Per Widén @PerW1den]

@VFekberg Väldigt mycket FBK-fans på plats känns det som? Överväldigande majoritet på sittplats kring oss iaf

[Per Widén @PerW1den]

@VFekberg Yes please!

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

INEOS greeting Marcus Rashford on his way out of Manchester 🤣

[micheal caines @mikealfredcain1]

i dont mind some of the new disney films, i just dont like that little fish cunt with the twaty fin. whole movie shoulda just been called “dickhead didnt do as he was told”

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

ME: Is he going to make it?
DOCTOR: No. I’m afraid he’s down with the sickness
ME: *crying* oohwahahahah
DOCTOR: *holds hand* oohwahahahah

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

[first day as a pilot]
Me: we're about to hit some mild turbulence and then a mountain

[Peter Öhman @stakmaskin]

Finska sjöminor är de bästa sjöminorna.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh & fucks off like 20 miles east.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Kid: trick or treat
Me [hands him a skateboard]: trick
Kid [stares blankly]: ...
Me: yeah I didn't think so. Get the fuck outta here

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝕯𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝕯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔱△ 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇺🇲🇬🇷 @TheDeadDistrict]

Once again!!!

🎇🧨🔥💣

[Per Widén @PerW1den]

@Captain2Phones Waiting for a series with you and Cogan testing bikes on road trips!

[Anna Scott @annascottpiano]

Each second of this is more amazing than the last

[Philip Syrén @PhilipSyren]

Malört har blivit lite av en lokal s.k. meme efter att en komiker och bartender 2010 började göra “reklam” åt bolaget utan deras tillstånd. Han anställdes senare som marknadsföringschef eftersom det ansågs billigare än att stämma honom.

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

Totally loving Taylor Swift's suit, which is designed to break up her shape against the background, thereby making it difficult for German U-Boats to calculate her range, speed and direction.

[Take Aanstoot 📎 @storklompen]

Den högre graden av avlidande.