Percival Maximillian

Tolbus Sasolute torpedoes fly with glee,
Drunken WW2 Vampirate demons we be!
V8 Bloody Mary grenades we toss,
While demon owl god Stolas hoots across!

[Percival Maximillian @PercMax666]

@Styx666Official Ol’ Tarl gets sober an’ rebrands as Guntard Owlman, still on the MAGA grift, floggin’ £5k “vote checks” like a cheap market stall while parrotin’ Mossad lines to keep the old bill off ’is back. Absolute state — from Goodnoof to grift, same piss-artist, different hat. 🤣🤣

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Listen ’ere Tarl you daft occult muppet: Stolas ain’t your boyfriend, ’e’s come to collect the bleedin’ tab. You spent years on your knees for a gay owl demon and now the beak’s at the door. Worship Satan all you want mate you’ll still wake up in Orleans Parish SUCKSDICKSINSLAMMR

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Contrary to some I am neither dead nor on jail

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@unelected_prez @Styx666Official Hopefully his lying wifebeating ass lives long enough to be the prison bitch he was always destined to be. sucksdicksinslammer666 Orleans Parish Prison awaits 🤣🤣 Oi!

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@Styx666Official Ol’ Tarl’s a pathetic piss-artist who puts hands on women and calls it a personality. That ain’t hard, mate — that’s a coward with a bottle and no spine. Alcoholic deadbeat headed for the nick, and the drink’s the only thing that ever showed up for him. Cheers, fa66ot wifebeater

[Percival Maximillian @PercMax666]

@Styx666Official You’re a pathetic deadbeat arsehole, Tarl no skill, no spine, just Goodnoof and a soiled pair of kecks. The old bill ain’t even gotta chase you, mate. You were born headed for the nick. Sit down, shut up, and wait for the van. Toothless Fa66ot.

[Percival Maximillian @PercMax666]

That’s not a defence, that’s a war crime in brown,
A minstrel in court with ’is trousers slipped down.
Drop a vice, gain a skill? Mate, he dropped a load.
Zoom court adjourned. Send the man down the road.

[Percival Maximillian @PercMax666]

Ol’ Tarl went over the top with a V8 in one hand and Goodnoof in the other, then shit ’is kecks before the first can even landed. That’s not the Somme, mate — that’s a grown man losin’ a war with ’is own bowels on a soiled air mattress. Absolute coward in combat

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@Styx666Official damn Tarlo what did they do to you in prison 🤣

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@Styx666Official peak Tarlo right here 💩💩

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@Styx666Official grope

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@Styx666Official Ol’ Tarlo and AOChunky, side by side on the settee,
One’s a piss’ead pirate, one’s the size of a jumbo TV.
’E grins like a simpleton, she fills up the frame,
Two nickels between ’em and a whole lot of shame.
“Drop a vice, gain a skill,” ’e preaches

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@Styx666Official Ol’ Tarl’s “minstrel show” ended with the old bill round the corner and a full load in ’is kecks mid-jig. Machete in one hand, Goodnoof in the other, and the third act was brown. That’s not a set, mate — that’s a wanted piss-artist fleeing the law in a nappy he made himself! 💩

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@Styx666Official Ol Waspy Tarlo! 🐝 🐝 Cor blimey, like a wad of shit just went up me nose!

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@Styx666Official Cor blimey it's a drunk and weetarded Tarlo Worwock the Kingeater about to shit his pants again

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@Styx666Official off: ol’ Tarl actin’ hard online then sleepin’ cuddled up to the khazi in Orleans Parish, gettin’ pissed on by proper cons ’cos he’s a timid tinkler who can’t even go in front of company. Shy bladder, mate? You wet your own kecks and called it a night!

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@Styx666Official Ol’ Tarl reckon organic food’s a scam: mate, it wouldn’t matter if it was blessed by a farmer, he’d just ass-piss it straight out anyway from all that Goodnoff. You can’t taste soil quality when your guts are a distillery. Absolute piss-artist.

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@Styx666Official apparently Tarlo is afuera rn lol 🍸 🍸

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@Styx666Official TARLOOOOOO CONSOOOOMS

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