Matthew McConaughey says he witnessed the most Miami thing ever.
Matthew McConaughey: “I see this guy posing on a purple and pink Lamborghini under a palm tree. I’m thinking, ‘Wow, nice car.’”
Guy: “Nah, man. I rented it for the day.”
Matthew: “For what?”
Guy: “My Tinder cover photo.”
A few minutes later…
Another guy: “Hey, can I use your Lamborghini for my Tinder pic?”
Guy: “Sure. Fifty bucks.”
Matthew: “Wait… that’s not your car, and you’re charging people to fake like it’s theirs?”
Guy: “Yep.”
“He wasn’t embarrassed. He was proud of it.”
Miami is a different planet.
Met my mom’s cousin who’s an artist in Germany. I mention the Berlin Wall and he goes “oh, want a piece? I have a bucketful” and just let me go through the bucket. Danke schön
Blue collar dudes wouldn’t last a day in a cold office with busy schedule full of teams meetings and someone just reheated their
leftovers and it reeks