Perch Perkins

Worker at both Bikini Bottom News and the Bikini Bottom Inquirer, Best News Reporter of all time

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I'm so much better than this guy

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@BBSocialists @BBNewsStation

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I feel green today

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@POBB2025 I dislike your CLEAR support and justification towards one side while SHUNNING the other side and their point of view.

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@RapperGoku @BigNukesStalin Gonna apologise by doing this ngl

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@BigNukesStalin @RapperGoku Sorry!

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@LocalSquidward Introduction of nematode pest control

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@KiernanIsStupid Fb you ain’t Drake

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That’s me!

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??? I just wanted to interview you

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DO NOT FALL INTO THE KRUSTY KRAB WELL, THERE'S A BAD NEWS REPORTER DOWN THERE.

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Ouch!

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I’ll be Interviewing Squidward soon, asking all the big questions about him and his “music”

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I should probably stop mentioning the word Free.

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Thanks to my mother for packing me a Seanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich today for Lunch!

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Gonna be completely honest here, he isn’t half as good at reporting as I am.

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My Halloween Costume!

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Vote @BigNukesStalin

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@LurchLurkins We are Not Brothers or related

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I’m officially signing for the BB Jellyfishes Team on a One Year deal!📝⚽️