Perch Perkins

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@BobbyMcFerdland Putting the whale on back in the day was Top G move

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@BobbyMcFerdland Of course it’s right when Perch gets back in town too #larp

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@LesleyPerkins0 would you rather have your girlfriend go abroad or to another frat formal?

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definitely lost Tuesday and Sunday this week (employment and chud activities) Gotta keep working to win this 7 game series this week #2-1

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@Mcthundercheeks is the secret to getting woman 2k, seige, and peptides?

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@BadBoyBilly8008 Is grass blue?

[Perch Perkins @PerchPerkinsBBN]

Who was going to tell me that getting a girlfriend in college basically means you gotta hook up with them first and then go on a date #needtoexpand

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@Mcthundercheeks I wanna whip these cars now, I’m thankful for these scars now

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@BadBoyBilly8008 @washghost1 Lil C’s always there for you

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Missing my college doom scroll sessions

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Some of these girls be rotating frat houses every week like it’s a conference schedule

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@LesleyPerkins0 J words aren’t for the weak

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@Mcthundercheeks Day ruined at 9:10 pm

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College with no academic stress is miles better than summer #jwordssuck

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Last final @LesleyPerkins0 #nevergiveup #wecomingforblood

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You can’t just spam the mystery box and expect a raygun everytime #thoughts

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Wish I was hucking cube with @BobbyMcFerdland right about now

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@BobbyMcFerdland Junior year was lowkey peak and football Saturdays overrated because everyone’s too tired to send after 5 pm

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You think girls would want me if I would’ve gotten omega lights back in 2018?

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@LesleyPerkins0 Bro wants to be green views so bad