Not Percival Everett

What Would Percival Everett Tweet?
“Anything we take for granted, Mr. Everett means to show us, may turn out to be a lie.” —Wall Street Journal

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

Honored to be included in @levarburton Reads
https://t.co/kjms1NY83x

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

The Tournament of Books https://t.co/o6tu5Fxvzz

[J@R!$ @BlackDynamiteJC]

Suggestion: Re-read this article by @IjeomaOluo instead of watching that Rachel Dolezal trailer.
https://t.co/XC78YoJLc8

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

Wouldn't 12 paintings of cows have been enough?

[New York Times Books @nytimesbooks]

In the stories in "The Heaven of Animals," David James Poissant writes with "precision, intelligence and clarity." http://t.co/rpBTNgtv4a

[Dear White People @DearWhitePeople]

THE TIME HAS COME!!! NYC/LA/ATL/DC... TICKETS. NOW. ON. SALE!!!!
BUY NOW BEFORE THEY'RE GONE: https://t.co/pfEp6WI3zD

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

Thanks, @NEAarts! http://t.co/deof1t0SXA

[CC:Indecision @indecision]

Due to the shutdown, NASA's asteroid detection team isn't working. If an asteroid hits, let's hope it lands on Congress.

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

Self-promote (preach) it, @JenniferWeiner http://t.co/iuayxWgcn5.

[🐐Tara🐐 @MediaRemedial]

Thank gawd Jaden Smith can school us in what is keeping us from intelligence. Must be nice not to need money or talent.

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

Good luck tomorrow, Ryan. http://t.co/Qtw5p9ha9R #FreeRyanFerguson

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

My hat is off (at least, I don't see a hat) to @DianaNyad and the #XtremeDream team!

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

Always have your stuff when you need it with @Dropbox. It's free. They're not paying me to tell you this. http://t.co/hdOhJEccN1

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

I love Dropbox because it's nice to know that if you write a book, you won't misplace it. http://t.co/v1k3Ix21Zf

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

Check out Dear White People. Help make a movie! http://t.co/sskYPTRtuN via @DearWhitePeople

[🐐Tara🐐 @MediaRemedial]

Nice work, @MoreAndAgain! Genie Lauren Gets Zimmerman Trial Juror B37 to Drop Plans for a Book http://t.co/B1OBNn6Fae

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

@AimeeBender Jack Bender apparently directed some Lost episodes and the award-winning Child's Play 3. Dream dinners are unpredictable.

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

@AimeeBender @PercivalEverett

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

@guarnaschelli You absolutely did say that. :-) Best line of the show.

[Not Percival Everett @PercivalEverett]

@PublicisUSA Thanks for the tip on @YoungRubicam! That eagle made my night. Any ad with brand recognition and humor is an A in my book!