AlexisBrianna

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

#WeLiveInAGenerationWhere people buy things they don't need, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't even like!

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

When I hear myself eating crunchy ass food, I always wonder if other niggas can hear that shit too.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

Too many good single girls, too many hoes taken.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

Some of these hoes eyebrows look like they sponsored by nike

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

A girl in China lost her virginity at 12. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

No matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

If we're dating I don't trust that "Me and my ex are cool", shit. If yall are so cool why aren't yall together?..... OH.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

90% of the ocean remains unexplored and y'all telling me mermaids don?t exist? Fuck you.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

Just a friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in 57 days!

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

I will ignore you so hard, you will start to doubt your own existence.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

The hardcore way to eat ramen noodles: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck Bitches

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

she's a hoe, she's ugly, she's a bitch, she's this, she's that .. but you dated her ? please, take a seat.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

Getting on my nerves when im in a bad mood? Do yourself a favor and move! #NotToday

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

#IAdmitThat I love to dance.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

#NationalTextYourExDay - if you do this because it's trending on twitter, not only are you desperate but you're also dumb.

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

Kim Kardashian has fucked more black guys than slavery. #SheRatchet

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

"You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

Ain't shit that could stop that bus driver from Uppercutting that b*ch off the bus !!! The Devil was in that Uppercut !!

[AlexisBrianna @PercyHeislerxwv]

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well bitch you better buy a damn teddy bear.