PercYe Pigz

Tortured artist, complex genius, fashionista, gelatinous confectionery. Often distracted by hat shopping and staff retention issues.

[PercYe Pigz @PercyPigz]

Asian Babes

[Prof. Carl Sagan @ProfCarlSagan]

Do you remember this voice?

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Stepping out of retirement soon...

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homies https://t.co/GAmiliTLYW

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Dad?!

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

Hog Pot

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Actually this wasn't a boardroom meeting, I was just rapping very quietly to my pals. Also lanyards are the new iced-out chains. Tuck yours in. https://t.co/UNFG2t7StL

[M&S @marksandspencer]

After a very important board meeting at Percy Pig HQ, the cuddliest (and piggyest) toy EVER is ready for launch at your local M&S!

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That Tiktok of me and my pals in Marks & Spencer's boardroom was inspired by this video for Plaid: https://t.co/mGdgyfoIeA

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.

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Good Morning Dickhead... @GMB @piersmorgan u need 2 shut your bitch ass mouth. Only thing going nuts is my foot when I kick you in them for slagging me off #Percypigs #Realtalk

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

'Vegans and vegetarians - go and get your own sweets!'

@piersmorgan isn't happy with the new veggie Percy Pigs... Have you tried them?

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If you're going to shoot me in the head, please aim here: https://t.co/vyMa1Lrx58

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

Interested in seeing a cat barf from a dog fart?

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@MancMan_ @Will__NE Yeah, no stitching

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@danielmarkavery @NTSlive Fam I'm here for you

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"A ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers" #NeverForget

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Still sayin'

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Just sayin'

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My cameo in Ulla Von Brandenburg's film 'Sweet Feast' at @_TheWhitechapel gallery...

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

Ultra-depressing Any Which Way You Can news.