Varco

Norwich City. Test match cricket. Travel. I can tell if people are judgemental just by looking at them.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@MortyMark @kevparker73 It certainly doesn’t Mark. I just laugh at them now, don’t even bother to engage.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@MortyMark @kevparker73 The football club has been noticeably politicised over the last 20 yrs. To such an extent that it is no surprise that our fans now kick lumps out of each other online.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@rachelleeobrien @rach_liv_uni

[Varco @PercyVarco]

Morning! Just perusing the #ncfc hashtag so I can be told what I should be thinking. 👍

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@majordogeball Also, don’t get attached to owners.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@benmouncer

[Telegraph World News @TelegraphWorld]

🔴Royal Marines have forced US troops to surrender just days into a training exercise after eliminating almost the entire unit.

The British commandos “dominated” US forces during a training exercise in California, using a new battle structure

Thread🧵👇
https://t.co/d0rexz2tlm

[Varco @PercyVarco]

Hope they’re all electric.

[Nichola Kane @NicholaKane_]

Presidential motorcade leaves Edinburgh airport. #COP26

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@TheRug85 We can rearrange the coaching/sporting director/ deckchairs on this particular Titanic to our heart’s content. It will make not a jot of difference to our ability to compete in the big league while we have the current owners.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

This superbly well run club, everybody tells me so, has somehow managed to engineer a situation where they can’t afford to sack the coach who has this record because they’ve recently rewarded him with a five year contract. #ncfc

[William Hill @WilliamHill]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDLL

Norwich have now failed to win any of their last 20 games in the Premier League. 😳

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@REalityCheque We’ll get round to that in good time Mark, first the football club must stop climate change and make sure everyone’s pronouns don’t offend anyone. Oh, and weed the herb garden at Colney.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

Is there ANYTHING more satisfying than giving the Aussies a good thrashing?

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@otbc1902 Very good!

[Varco @PercyVarco]

We don’t have defenders who can defend or anyone who can score, but we have a herb garden and staff have been issued with a reusable coffee cup, so there’s that. #ncfc (Annual Report 2021, page 4)

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@pinkun “Come and read on our ad and pop-up ridden website what you’ve just seen on your own Twitter feed a couple of hours ago”

[Varco @PercyVarco]

Turns out our inability to compete at the highest level is the fans fault. I actually agree with him to a point. There’s far too many of them stating how much they detest the Premier League and would prefer for us to be a Championship club. Two of them own #ncfc *shrugs*

[Varco @PercyVarco]

Just back from taking the dog to the vet. Where he promptly crapped on his table and then humped the receptionist’s leg. That’s my boy.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

The penny is finally starting to drop. If you don’t want to be a worldwide laughing stock in the PL, the first thing you need is money. If you have that, then you can argue about coaches, tactics or formations to your heart’s content.

[Jack Reeve @JackReeveTNC]

💸 This table shows the last 10 years net spend.

Norwich - £8.63m
Watford - £99.16m
Leeds - £146.86m
Aston Villa - £305.88m
Man City - £1.039b

Are #NCFC ever going to have long term Premier League success without new owners?

(📸 - @TMuk_news)

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@Joesmyth1992 That last sentence is damning. It’s the moment the mask slipped, and I realised then that our club is in the grip of two people who view it as their personal social club, one day to be bequeathed on to a favourite nephew, rather than a professional sporting organisation.

[Varco @PercyVarco]

@Thesecretcanary @Paulscw1988 Indeed.