COLA

Love Newcastle United and the Sleaford Mods. Do more running than Forest Gump. Part-time #nufc parody account..

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad Touchy will be so proud…

[Cork City FC @CorkCityFC]

Cork City FC are delighted to announce that a deal has been agreed for Rory Feely to join the club from Crawley Town on July 1st, subject to international clearance.

Welcome to City, Rory! 👋🏼

2025 Signings presented by https://t.co/RyOsOqHMW7

Full story 👇🏼
https://t.co/jqiu27zWmJ

#CCFC84 🇮🇹

[COLA @Percycola]

Totally unfair on Scotland this. Kicking off at 2am in a crucial World Cup match is just ridiculous.

[Daniel Sugarman @Daniel_Sugarman]

Ok, so:

Wednesday 17 June, 9pm - England vs Croatia
Tuesday 23 June, 9pm - England vs Ghana
Saturday 27 June, 10pm - England vs Panama

And:

Sunday 14 June, 2am - Scotland vs Haiti
Friday 19 June, 11pm - Scotland vs Morocco
Wednesday 24 June, 11pm - Scotland vs Brazil

[COLA @Percycola]

Can’t believe #NUFC will be starting next season without Pope, Livramento, Hall, Bruno, Tonali, Trippier, and Gordon!

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad Balfour will be so proud…

[Crook Town AFC 🖤💛 @crooktown_afc]

𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍'𝐒 𝟒𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐂𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ⚽

The club is delighted to announce the signing of VERY sought after Kailem Beattie.

Kailem played 35 times for @Heatonstan Fc last season with a 51% win ratio. He made 50 appearances in total for Heaton in the Northern Premier after spending 8 years at Sunderland AFC with 18 appearances in the Under 18's Premier League- scoring twice.

Kailem had multiple offers from clubs higher up the pyramid but chose to represent the Black & Amber's under Gary & Stu.

We are delighted to get this deal over the line and feel it shows the club's intentions.

Welcome to the club Kailem

🖤💛

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad Arthur will be so proud…

[Boldon CA FC @CABoldon]

We are delighted to announce the signing of central midfielder, Jake Fowler 🤝

Fowler joins us from @Westend_FC, having previously played for Middlesbrough back in 2013. We are delighted to get Jake over the line & can’t wait for him to get started.

Welcome, Jake! 👊

#BoldonCA

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad High will be so proud…

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

✍️ @TomHeatonGK has signed a new one-year contract at United!

[COLA @Percycola]

His mother Ruby will be so proud…

[Hebburn Town F(C) @HebburnTown]

Here to stay 😮‍💨📝

#NE31

[COLA @Percycola]

No real surprise that it finished 0-0 with those two up front! #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Will Osula and Yoane Wissa faced each other in Belgium last night as Denmark and DR Congo drew 0-0 🇩🇰🇨🇩

Congratulations on making your senior international debut, @WilliamOsula! 🖤🤍

[Sports Europe @NickDryden1]

@Percycola Tonali will be thrilled Italy have qualified. New levels of ignorance there.

[COLA @Percycola]

With Tonali being in the Italy squad, that’s 4 Newcastle players at the World Cup this year. The most since France 98’. #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

[Italy ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @Azzurri_En]

En route ✈️

@ITAAirways #Azzurri #VivoAzzurro

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad Asgud will be so proud…

[Everton @Everton]

Happy 20th Birthday, Adam Aznou. 🔵

[COLA @Percycola]

Lee Ryder in the white England top…

[90’s Football Memories @90sFootballUK1]

Some 90’s fan pics.

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad Ice will be so proud…

[Sydney FC @SydneyFC]

After four incredible seasons in Sky Blue, Joe Lolley and the club have agreed to part ways following the expiration of his contract 🥹🩵

One of the best imports we've ever had and everyone at the club would like to wish him well for the next chapter of his career 🫶

Full Details 🗞️👉 https://t.co/ESmA5MdBtD

#WeAreSydney

[COLA @Percycola]

Can’t believe they’ve left Chris Wood out of the squad!! 🇦🇺

[CommBank Socceroos @Socceroos]

SQUAD CONFIRMED: Introducing your CommBank #Socceroos who will represent Australia at the #FIFAWorldCup 🇦🇺

Congratulations, lads! Go do us all proud 💚💛

📰 All the info: https://t.co/F1kuReZlxM

[COLA @Percycola]

PSG have NEVER beaten Newcastle United in their history.

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad Norman Stanley will be so proud…

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👏 A Scotland debut for Tyler Fletcher

#SCOCUW

[COLA @Percycola]

I’ve heard from a reliable source that Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta has been in regular contact with Eddie Howe over the last 7 days. The Gunners boss has been picking the brains of the #NUFC manager as he looks to come up with a tactical plan to beat PSG . #UCL

[COLA @Percycola]

@jimbobthejetset And who would you like to replace him?

[COLA @Percycola]

Liverpool will be coming for Eddie Howe soon… #NUFC #LFC

[COLA @Percycola]

No Harvey Barnes in the starting 11…

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

Your Scotland team taking on Curaçao for our @FIFAWorldCup send-off match this afternoon.

#SCOCUW | #FIFAWorldCup

[COLA @Percycola]

His dad Bob will be so proud…

[Northampton Town @ntfc]

✍️ We are delighted to announce Sam Hoskins has signed a new contract to extend his stay at Sixfields!

Great to keep you with us, Sammy! 🙌

#ShoeArmy 👞 https://t.co/xgYjfV1qfj