Perdito

Certified nigga talking hoops and politics

[Acyn @Acyn]

Musk: I mean, have you Tim Walz, who is a huge jerk, running on stage with the Tesla stock price.. What an evil thing to do. What a creep, what a jerk. Like who derives joy from that?

[B LOU @BLouu]

Nigga u a grown ass man saying this to me delete this shit bro

[stupid fucking bastard @_emogirlswag]

Wifes lying on her tummy watching tiktok and im just playing with her butt sometimes life really aint so bad

[Perdito @Perdlto]

“You right cause on some real man to man shit, if you got an issue call me”
“That’s why I had to swing”

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

Bam Adebayo and Jayson Tatum at the ESPYS 🔥

[Perdito @Perdlto]

The nba is the greatest piece of media every created 😭

[Heat Central @TheHeatCentral]

The fan that leaked his messages with Tyler Herro speaks out about the back and forth messages that ultimately led to Tyler getting punched by Bam 😳

“I came up on his burner and I commented ‘retire hoe.’ He hopped in my DMs making fun of me. We went back and forth for months every time he had a bad game I’d tell him he’s terrible and Miami will be better when he’s gone. Anytime he had a good game, he’d hop in my DMs talking about how nice he was. That he needs the team to be built around him.

The particular game about Bam he had a terrible game and I was telling how bad he was, then he said everybody is worried about me but the guy making $60M then starts to go in on Bam… There was one time he had a 30 point game but we lost, and he was on a flight to Philly, and he hit me with a bunch of ‘……’”

(Via @LeBatardShow)

[Napalm @_Iamnapalm_]

You’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the king

[Yexe @4Yexe]

I can't get reasonably priced ram cause niggas wanna put a bbl on Zendaya

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[Perdito @Perdlto]

Gf driving rn pray for me y’all 🙏🏿

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[3️⃣1️⃣ Savage @nothinnice69]

For my birthday I want an Andre Iguodola Group Econonics Miami vice jersey

[Perdito @Perdlto]

Sincere might be the first nigga with irl plot armor

[Perdito @Perdlto]

the correct answer is 2 showers, both y’all types is nasty

[Randy “3 Putt” Harris, MBA @RandyHarrisIII]

“morning shower” people getting into bed every night

[rainbow dash @ceilingtwerker]

black americans made soul food out of slave scraps so this doesn’t actually move me at all

[Perdito @Perdlto]

Sincere won it by a mile, this not even an argument. That nigga more slimy than thugger

[h - #CORE4FC @mydearesthin]

sincere and kc fighting over the “worst nigga on love island” title

[Perdito @Perdlto]

Hornets really traded Lamelo for Carniya’s firstborn I’m sick 🤧

[Perdito @Perdlto]

Sincere’s biggest blitz being his family outside the villa is the greatest twist of fate ever

[uhuhbackagain @M_ttamara2]

Sincere’s mom in Ariana Madix “they made her a sex symbol cause her husband slept with her best friend, fuck her” oh

[Perdito @Perdlto]

I get the possible undertones here but SZA is more alt rnb than popstar so I get it 🤷🏿‍♂️

[𝙰.⋆˚࿔ 🇨🇩🇫🇷🇨🇻 @toxictauruz]

hmmm what dat mean

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running it back with kamala harris