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[bill @PerennialVape]

INTP this ENTJ that. how about ETBD. eat this big DICK

[bill @PerennialVape]

Semester is over. Can’t wait to switch through my 3 apps with no shame.

[toXXXXXy @tomuprofen]

whoever made this stupid fucking button needs dealt with immediately

[bill @PerennialVape]

A month ago I wanted an American traditional chocolate chip cookie

[bill @PerennialVape]

Everyone once in a while, I have a really bad tattoo idea and I’m grateful for the following weeks of personal growth and maturity

[trash jones @jzux]

when i’m drunk but my friend is drunker

[STEPHANIE @PRIINKIIPIISSA]

When people demonize the sugar in honey/maple syrup/dates/fruit I just roll my eyes. You will never be free

[bill @PerennialVape]

Getting married to my wife in 198 days. Wedding of the century in case you would ever think otherwise.

[bill @PerennialVape]

Deleted twitter for some months and had such banger tweet ideas but had no where to write them down. Hopefully they come back to me

[bill @PerennialVape]

Me after learning that my pineal gland releases melatonin around 10 pm:

I’m getting tired guys

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

Wow. This could be big. Early turnout suggests Jill Stein is winning a massive share of voters who have set up GoFundMes to escape toxic roommate situations

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people.

He was the worst POTUS in history.
Impeached twice.
Convicted felon.
Tried to stage a coup.
Sold state secrets.

But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.

[david ehrlich @davidehrlich]

god it must feel so good not to give a shit about other people — to be liberated from the burden of defending even your own self-interest.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

no matter what happens, may this election be the death nail in the self-congratulatory “gen z will change the world” shit. gen z white men vote like every other generation of white men, and in some cases are further to the right

[Erin Mc Asterisk @ErinNYC75]

She destroys him in a debate, so badly that he won’t debate again. He bungles his way through absurd rallies. He insults more than half the population. He wants to implement appalling policies. And the election is razor thin. This country is INSANE.

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

I just voted in Philadelphia and I can't believe what I saw. at the polling place, they asked if you were voting for Harris or Trump and the ppl who said they were voting for Trump were taken out back and spanked and forced so say "I'm a stupid baby help me I'm a stupid gay baby"

[bill @PerennialVape]

Okay just call me a lesbian dyke then …

[bill @PerennialVape]

When I delete instagram because I’m scrolling too much so then I scroll through next door neighbor. I need one of these