Perez Comedian

Stand Up Comedian | Brand influencer |Compere|Content Creator

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Only poor people are possessed by demons. You will never see a billionaire rolling on the floor during deliverance.

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Do you greet ur partner in the morning or nah knack them dy use tell you Good Morning 🤣😂🤣🤣

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Imagine chasing a girl so you can pay her bills. Some of you men are overdoing!

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Rain dey fall, you dey tell person daughter to enter your room, you be Noah🤨

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So nobody can arrest this guy for me abii 😂

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The things I'm reaping now
I have no idea when I sowed them o 🤔

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You fit dey learn your lesson make them teach you another one
That one na extra lesson.😂

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A man’s life is hard. No rest.

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Bro to Bro:

The woman wen cut Samson hair na single mother.

Be careful guys! Na u know wetin you go do with this news 😂

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Seun don collect sharp 😃 stray bullet.

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You're not her type that time

Her type don deal with her well well (Gbim)

Now she wants u as her retirement plan. 😄😆

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I know having şèx in a dream is Evil, but Damn! Those ghosts can fuk😭💔!

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The shortest conversation in the world is when you’re in the toilet and someone opens the door.
You: Ahhh!
The person: Oh!😂

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Na see finish turn good morning to howfar

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The society dat says a broke man don’t deserve love can never tell a rich man how many women to carry 😂😂😂 oseeteeeh 😂😂😂😂😂

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When a man discovers the child he’s been raising and paying for isn’t his, the real question cuts deep:

Should the woman give back every cent, or does she walk away without consequence?

Answer ❤️

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BREAKING!!!

Tinubu Announces Requirement For Opening New Bank Account, Tax Identification Number Is A Must Now. Some go say na fake news oo. Thank God say na everybody dey suffer am.

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The person who told Africans that the husband must be older than the wife, is the same person that told Africans that malt and milk gives blood and SIM1 is for MTN 😂😂😂

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A true friend is like penis, he stand up for u in times of need.
A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports u at all times.
A faithful friend is like a condom, he protects u from all harm.
A loving friend is like a vagina, she accommodates u fully despite the size of ur problem

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“Man to man, be real — what’s the quickest way a guy can mess up his whole life?”