Uh~bee~buh

Here for the funnies & the facts, anything else is above me

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Sitting in DC at this professional conference around advocacy wondering “How’d I get here?” … seriously

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Is it our TV, the camera or @Netflix causing the Giants game to look so shitty? Like what’s going on with all the grey on the screen? Is it a sun glare?

WHAT’S HAPPENING?

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

I feel like ppl who drive slow in the fast lane wake up & choose violence in the most passive aggressive way

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

What an absolutely snooze fest… wake me up at half time

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Me: let’s do something tonight
Him: wanna go to the gym?
Me: …. I guess

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

I swear every team I wanted to advance in the playoffs has been eliminated 😞

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

as an adult, you're going to get the urge to return to hobbies, like reading, that you used to enjoy as a kid... it is very important that you do so, and start doing things that bring you joy again.

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Perpetual struggle

[𝐵𝒶𝒷𝓎💋 @favoritel8dy]

Ima buy 2 more things and really start saving

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Amen

[jason @cubana_WL]

May your passport be useful this year.

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

I choose both

[Pritika @pritika_9]

Adulting hits when you understand that weekends exist purely for recovery, not for actual fun.

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Sad night for both Purdy & Allen

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Bang Bang ‼️ 💛❤️💛

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

This game has me on the EDGE of my seat

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Sometimes I wish I had the luxury feature of a heated steering wheel. 1st world problems, I know but sparingly in the winter I consider how nice it would be.

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

“ALEXA play 9er Gang!”
Bang Bang ‼️

[Uh~bee~buh @Perfct_Stranger]

Taking off sweaty gym yoga clothes feels like taking off a full body compression suit

[mamamoo @thelovelyMC]

cook yourself a healthy meal. drink some tea. get off your phone & read. learn something new. do your skincare routine. meditate. take a bubble bath. get good sleep for a fresh week ahead

[Leila Hormozi @LeilaHormozi]

An underrated cheat code in life: being easy to work with. Show up early. Be kind. Do more than your share. Be reliable and consistent.

[¥ @LAYSAINTLAURENT]

I love making new friends as an adult sooo much, it really does remind you that there are soooo many people in this world to like, love and giggle with and you have a whole lifetime to meet as much of them as you can.

[YANFSSSS @ayanfee__]

December is high key over stimulating