Perfect.

Practically perfect in every way. Wait. Who are we kidding? We're entirely perfect. Two girls, one account. ❤

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

the girl that my ex was cheating on me with is at my gym and i have crotch sweat kill me now

[Simple Countryy @simplecountryy]

"Tell your dog I said Hi"

-Me to all my friends that have dogs

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

FAVORITE THAT PRETTY GIRLS TWEET AGAIN. YEAH. POST SELFIES FOR SLUTS TO STAR. ITS MY FAVORITE.

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Im a crazy girlfriend now. And i talked my boyfriend INTO getting twitter. What in the fuck have i done.

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Maybe if you worked as much as you talk about me you would've been promoted instead of me.

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

I'm convinced I met my soulmate last night. Mostly because he looked so good in his scrubs. 😍😍😍😂

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

My adoring @SJTuohy is a never ending struggle. 😵😍

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

1 am chats with my ex boyfriend always make me regret dating him. We had such a good friendship before.

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

If you're trying to date a girl who's life goals involve sports, she doesn't need to be taught by you.

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Very few things annoy me as much as guys trying to "teach" me to like teams other than the teams I like.

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Becoming a Kansas City fan to get over my heartbreak of Derek jeter retiring. 💁

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

@ThePower_Gay mine shows maybe 20% white guys

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Being 5'9" and never wearing flats can cause so many problems when you only meet short guys.

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Great. I just met my new neighbor, and he has too many resemblances of my ex bf. 😵😑😑😡 guess who's gonna make a bad decision. 😂💁🙋🙋

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

In all honesty I'm gonna miss #TheSinglesProject and @NTBro because I'm probably just as picky as him. #Struggle

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

Everytime I watch #TheSinglesProject @NTBro reminds me why I'm single because every guy in NYC is just like him. 😭😭

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

It's so cute when the people that are bitter I got promoted talk nonsense about me. 😑😘😡

[Perfect. @PerfectGirlProb]

The number one perk of traveling nonstop is I don't spend enough time with any guys to catch feelings.

[Spoiled Little Brat @spoiledbratprbz]

"You're so basic."

At least I don't pretend I'm not.