Perfect Mom LOL

We may not feel perfect, but to our kids, we're awesome! Former Army Officer turned SAHM and blogger. I love to laugh at the craziness of parenting!

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Why do they all have to be in here? (The weird red light is from the gecko's heat lamp)

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$14.99 for a new pair of yoga pants? No way. $25 for a toy that my child will play with for a day or two then totally lose interest in? ABSOLUTELY!!

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My daughter used to make the cutest little gulping sound when she drank. 😍💖
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ALL THE TIME!! My 5 year old said, "It's a good thing unicorns don't have two horns. That would just be f*%king weird." 😮

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She tried, right? 🤗

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I thought she was being helpful by bringing me the items from the box. Turns out she just wanted a new box fort.
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I guess we need a #pool...

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