Peter Upham

Illinois Tech Baseball 2020

[DJ @TinderDad]

Not happy about this one guys

[DJ @TinderDad]

Diet Coke Button

[DJ @TinderDad]

Conservative girlfriend! #comedy

[Berto Carselle @BCarselle]

Jordan played thru the flu in the NBA Finals and gets praised.

I pitch a game with the Corona Virus, and my whole team gets quarantined.

Different era I guess...

[Peter Upham @PerfectSitPete]

@Friday_Beers Dooley at 57%

[Illinois Tech Baseball @ILTechBaseball]

Your 2019 Scarlet & Black World Series Champs.🏆

Team Upham 🥇

Thank you to everyone who came out to watch some Illinois Tech Baseball.

[Illinois Tech Baseball @ILTechBaseball]

FINAL | Marian: 7, Illinois Tech: 6

We fall in extras in the NACC tournament to end our season. Thank you to our three seniors: Tyler Tucker, Demetri Bone, and Matt Witkowski for all they have done for the program during their time here.

#TalonsOut

[Jacob Geiger @JacobGeiger21]

Juice Wrld: “My new girl a Lamborghini, your girl a Honda Accord”

me, a Honda Accord driver:

[Illinois Tech Baseball @ILTechBaseball]

Good luck to Men’s Basketball this afternoon in the NACC tournament title game! #BeatAurora #TalonsOut

[Chicago Blackhawks @NHLBlackhawks]

Tonight's Three Stars of the Game:

3. Brent Seabrook
2. Tomas Jurco
1. Emergency goaltender Scott Foster! #NHLFirsts

[DJ @TinderDad]

Spring training game with my parents + @PerfectSitPete today.
Life is good

[DJ @TinderDad]

Welcome back to
'YOUR SON'S TEXT'
The game show where mothers win cash prizes for guessing what their college-aged sons have actually texted.

This 15th & final question is worth $1,000,000.

LAURIE FROM OHIO YOU ARE ON THE CLOCK

[DJ @TinderDad]

Sleepovers in 2007: slept on a pull out couch with 4 blankets & 12 pillows. You wake up to pancakes & waffles.

Sleepovers in 2017: sleep on a crusty futon. No blanket. You used your jacket at a blanket. Slept with your contacts in. Wake up hung over & broke

[Peter Upham @PerfectSitPete]

@pattyxdavid Interesting

[Peter Upham @PerfectSitPete]

@pattyxdavid If I don't see a matching tattoo by Monday I will be very upset

[Peter Upham @PerfectSitPete]

@pattyxdavid I respectfully disagree. On account of being your boyfriends roomate I believe that sending it would be the correct move.

[Peter Upham @PerfectSitPete]

@pattyxdavid I say that u might as well send it

[Penn State IFC @PennStateIFC]

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

[OldHeadTailgate @NAIABaseballPro]

Had to bring this back https://t.co/MFIjnLsQxQ