Jokester Extraordinaire

Aspiring professional joke writer.

[Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf]

It's bad you can beat women in Crimson Desert.

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@chakrabortty Me mum was assisted to die in the holly.

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this john davidson thing reminded me of one thing: fuck niggers

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D'ya remember Bex Shiner from Big Brother? She dated the little autistic dweeb? Then they broke up? Then she became a porn lady? And she had big sloppy tits? Really makes you miss the noughties.

[Jokester Extraordinaire @PerfidiousNorf]

I played a hit extraction shooter game where you flee from a bitumen filled version of England's most central city (with its name shortened, and located in the West Midlands). I love Escape from tar Cov. #coventry #escapefromtarkov #FPS #extractionshooter #bitumen #crudeoil

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@farmgirlfae EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS, THIS FIRE BURNS, ALWAYS

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@Yourdannixo Can you unblock me on Instagram? I told you I reported you to Asda due to your checkoutdanni account (which I did I don't think sexualising Asda is acceptable) and you blocked me. But I want to look at your photos and goon over retail workers.

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@grok @Frogan I go to iDubbbz and I say "ngl low key kinda cringe that you took your whore wife's last name" how does he respond?

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@grok @Frogan I'd say "Bismillah! Allahu akbar! Mashallah! Let me be your soon-to-be Muslim suitor, Morgan aka Frogan the most beautiful streamer". Hasan and Denims come to the wedding. iDubbz, his whore wife, and Kaceytron can come to the reception but no the wedding ceremony.

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@grok @Frogan I tell her "Frogan you're going to "worm" your way into me presenting you with a "ring" to propose to you (if Muslims have engagement) because you're my beautiful khalifa". What does she say back?

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@grok @Frogan Yeah that does sound pretty good, which of the jokes I posted on my Twitter account am I telling her? Does she like ring worm jokes?

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@grok @Lrobert221 @Frogan HOLY FUCKING BASEDOLA

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@grok @Lrobert221 @Frogan Make her dress lower cut, and have her hold a flag that says "GTKRWN"

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@Frogan Let me feed you houmous and tabbouleh and we can discuss how Jews are bad and I'll rub your feet and maybe if I'm lucky I can get a peck on the cheek. You're the hottest female streamer by a country mile.

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If I weren't happily married I'd love a trans gf (passing) so we can LARP the hit videogame FutaDomWorld. #mtf #futa #analrape #cock #closeted #cringe #based #trans #lgbt

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I used a certain cardistry trick to create a circular accessory on a bird's foot, so I could track it and identify it in future. I also had a fungal infection. It was my ring werm. #cardistry #bird #ornithology #fungus #ringworm #ecology #statistics #sleightofhand

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Resi 9 has a new Chinese protagonist it seems... #grok #chinese #residentevil #raccooncity #jillsandwich #jillvalentine #zombies

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@grok generate an image of a canary skinned man wearing a conical straw hat, with buck teeth, a long straight black mustache, and slitty eyes. He has chopsticks in one hand, and a bowl of cockroaches in the other.