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[PerformativeMale @PerformtiveMale]

@cornnymph What the hell kind of cheese fries are they serving you 😔

[PerformativeMale @PerformtiveMale]

@ryleewitdabody You free to link?

[PerformativeMale @PerformtiveMale]

@KINK_POV @mochamanko @Kink_CHM Shibari tutorial please!

[PerformativeMale @PerformtiveMale]

@BambuluMen If you’re making lawyer or doctor money and living paycheck to paycheck you seriously fucked up somewhere

[Grand Regent bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

Another day unkissed. Can’t keep living like this.

[Anime Muscle Girls @officialwheyfu]

show me your finest neuron activation

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Who were the biggest 14-3 frauds in the NFL history?

[dewey @bisondewey]

no roster no hoes i be high as hell in bed lowballing ppl on facebook marketplace at night

[chips dubbo @gooch_pube]

male uselessness epidemic

[pratham @prath4m]

if my wife stabbed me id thrust myself deeper into the blade just to be a few inches closer to her but thats just me idk

[Streameast News Network @StreameastNews]

If anything can be learned from bowl season so far it’s that the Big Ten is far superior to the SEC in football.

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

IN: love with my wife

OUT: on a date with my beautiful wife

[Wendigoon @Wendigoon8]

Just imagined my wife in this color and got so excited I passed out

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I think about this a lot

[Yiliang Peng @Doublelift1]

nah Luigi was with me tho

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu