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[ivy @gravitybykaza]

person who has deadnamed every single trans person theyve met in their whole lives: his name is ye not kanye bro

[♰🇵🇸🇪🇸 @PunishedLu]

I think the kirkification memes actually made some people forget just how vile of a man he was

[dopamine @dopamine273]

my homie brought two girls home last night expecting a threesome and the other one just sat and watched

[irah @applekugi]

when someone gets flamed for a kink you fw heavy so you higkey stfu

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

So grateful for that fucking ceiling!

[jah andor🎴 @mightbejell0]

I got pulled over tonight because the fuckin cop plopped his ass in the center of the median and had his lights of?? So I flashed him with my highs and then flick on/off my lights to see if he was alright and THAT’S AN OFFENSE??? fuck you

[barbican barbie 💛🌻🌞✨ @killa_lipstick]

idc how much I miss you, you’ll never hear from me again

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Bro’s working day and night to make people forget he was in Twilight.

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Abrir o Twitter em público é assim

[David Attenborough @fandom_david]

We worry when the smoke reaches our lungs.
But every wild animal out there has no way to close a window.

[Blunt @bluntinatorr]

I wonder what happened during those 4 years

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

My little brother is moving to California for work and he doesn’t really know shit about fuck so he’s telling me he’s pretty excited about how close they’ll be to Stockton

[Smriii @smriiis_reading]

sometimes a book is 5 star because its a masterpiece. sometimes its a 5 star because it made my brain release serotonin. and sometimes its a 5 star because it made me cry my eyes out. all of them are equally valid.

[𝘨𝘢𝘣⁴⁴¹⁶ @lewiseuphoria]

eu não aguento mais ver pessoas burras plmdds

[pinkie @pinkiespilled]

this guy bullied me in high school btw

[Taryn ❤️‍🔥 @tarynxofficial]

Y’all don’t think married people get abortions??😭

[Paxxiana Benihana @paxxiefbaby]

DICK FLICK

[mai 🪽 @maicaronns]

remember when yaoi was for sex and boys love/shounen ai was for no sex