Pericles1k

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[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Twas the night before Juneteenth,
When all through the hood
Not a negro was stirring
Not even Yakoob
The chickens were washed
By the kitchen with care,
In hopes that George Floyd
Soon would breathe air

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

I'm right behind you Harry

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I worked on the Obama library

Barack and Michelle stiffed me

They also didn't pay my invoices

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This shot was too powerful. They started promoting vertical video after this because they didn't want to let a white boy (or an orange cat) ever get this much aura ever again

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Israelis used to try to hide the fact that they hated us

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

POV you're about to be charged $30 for a burger with a fried egg on it

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Trump got the exact deal he wanted to sign with Iran before the war, but he had to kill 1000s of hardliners before some rational people came to power who would agree with it. Total Trump Victory

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Based on the recent kvetching, it turns out I was right yet again

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When I was a kid the Simpsons were considered a bad influence and a lot of parents didn't let their kids watch it. It turns out they were right. Lisa's wokeness ruined the minds of many millennials

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

@elonmusk The SPLC is getting so desperate that they're paying asians to be white nationalists

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@JDVance Homosexuals need to go back in the closet. If I can do it, so can they

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It turns out the British government was running the same experiment

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

Why wouldn't someone want to work for a Jew? It's not like they're going to activate a global media cabal to attack you over something you said in an email. Stop believing conspiracy theories

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

"I want you to leave"

"The convention?"

"No, the country"

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There's a country with a literal pedophile protector in charge and it's not America. It's the United Kingdom

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If my wife took the deal we'd have $150,000 in our joint account

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Fixed it

[Pericles @PerryALPHA]

"Oh, this McDonald's is out of sweet and sour sauce? No need to cause a scene, I'll just dip my McNuggets in honey mustard instead." —Reasonable Blackman

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The Onion predicted this

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Right-wing male outreach: a stacked UFC card with amazing visuals

Left-wing male outreach: a van where you can get a free vasectomy