Alan R Harvey

Hobbies: writing, music and chocolate. Views expressed are my own and not representative of any organisation or group I belong to.

[Alan R Harvey @Peripuss]

@Nigel_Farage @Ben_Bradley_32 How to reduce your membership before an important election in three easy moves:
1. Think of something really stupid to say;
2. State it out loud;
3. Watch your membership dwindle before your eyes.

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@GuidoFawkes By "considered response" he actually means he has got to find someone to string some words together for him.

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@MailSport @piersmorgan Psycho Ernie

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@Rushcliffe @guidedogs Decent chap

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@thesundaysport @BurnsideWasTosh If only she knew how it worked

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@GuidoFawkes I'm pretty sure that publishing or making resignation letters available on request is a legal requirement

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@Conservatives @Winstamike Well that's a waste of time

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@AshleaSimonAFE For a minute there I thought you were struggling to get your boots on!

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@AllisonPearson Labour are already doing the last point

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@GeoffNorcott Wonder if those chubby legs keep running when there are no cameras present

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@angelaeagle Do you actually read your emails before you press send, or is this illiterate nonsense the work of an underpaid staffer?

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@afneil Agreed

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@reformparty_uk Might need to upgrade your size ranges.....

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@Keir_Starmer I believe we will do much better without you or your geriatric cronies

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@LidlGB First shop in your store with new points system. Absolute rip off and confusing. Previous system makes sense but new one takes us for mugs. Can see you losing customers with this naff scheme.

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@Madz_Grant Yeh, appoint the guy who starts wars and is looking to end pensions. Bet that will be a popular move

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@AllisonPearson Yes he missed the crucial line "as long as it does not involve me actually doing anything" Same as with every other statement made by this crass, self serving moron

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@afneil We seriously DO NOT deserve the crass idiots we have now.

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@piersmorgan I get it. You want to reclaim Prince Harry.

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@spectator ...and presumably Greenland.