rad ash 🌈🐋

like when the cat starts doing those pre-barf heaves

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

So that’s what he meant when he said the big beautiful bill

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Harrison Ford has released a statement:

"I don’t know of a greater criminal in history. He doesn’t have any policies, he has whims. It scares the sh*t out of me. The ignorance, the hubris, the lies, the perfidy. [Trump] knows better, but he’s an instrument of the status quo and he’s making money, hand over fist, while the world goes to hell in a hand basket. It’s unbelievable. I don’t know of a greater criminal in history," Ford told The Guardian. “He’s losing ground because everything he says is a lie. I’m confident we can mitigate against [climate change], that we can buy time to change behaviors, to create new technologies, to concentrate more fully on implementation of those policies. But we have to develop the political will and intellectual sophistication to realize that we human beings are capable of change. We are incredibly adaptive, we are incredibly inventive. If we concentrate on a problem we can fix it most times.”

[PropaGandalf the White 🌾 @PropaGandalf866]

If we keep talking about the Epstein files there’s a chance they keep killing conservative media personalities

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[mr. oomf @butchknight]

just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

listen to your body? the body craves a lethal amount of kinder bueno

[Gordon 🇵🇸 / rent controls fan account @istreasatuatha]

no politics in indiana jones

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

Obviously the Americans are not allowed to see this, so we have to spread it - protest against trump.

[Scott Reid @_scottreid]

This is our life now as Canadians. A new threat and new tantrum every day - tariffs are on, tariffs are off, tariffs are pending, NORAD is cancelled, Manitoba is rechristened Melaniatoba, etc. There's literally no escaping it. But fuck, man. Like, just...fuck. It's exhausting

[ralph 🏳️‍🌈 @TheRocketRalph]

for no reason at all, i wish to remind everyone that when they offered a cash reward for info on the last insurance ceo shooting, they rescinded the reward on a technicality

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This guy is a leech on the public. No matter how many billions he gets in tax cuts and government contracts, it will never be enough for him.

Now he’s going after the elderly, the disabled, and orphaned children so he can pocket it in tax cuts for himself.

It’s disgusting.

[chase @cfree94]

ok can someone PLEASE just do it already…

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

RETWEET if you stand with President Zelensky!

[Evan Scrimshaw @EScrimshaw]

Why are we obligated to be happy you’re threatening to annex us?

[francis dollarama @mkultimaonline]

One fun part of Canada is when our leader resigns in disgrace he's gotta say it once in English and then again in French

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

just because i have an opinion on something doesn’t mean i don’t have the exact opposite opinion on it as well. i don’t know who i am