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@Kier_Starmer_PM @RishiSunak @Conservatives @UKLabour Can we agree that this campaign should be more about what your parties CAN do for the people and less about what you think the other party CANT do!?
#PoliticsToday #politics #GeneralElectionWooHoo #generalelection #Labour2024

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@LucyTCWife I'll take things that definitely didn't happen for a fiver please Alex.

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@Proudofthisland Patriot? You spelled 'fuktard' wrong.

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@JanBongers51283 @HalfwayPost Is it fake if it happened?

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@peterrhague Throwing a stick in the spokes would be sufficient.

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@jk_rowling I would probably just stick to writing fantasy books @jk_rowling . It's more your speed.

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@MrBeast I'm gonna go ahead and say zero. They're cents, pennies are British. 🤷‍♂️

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@TheGAMMONZILLA @PolitlcsUK Ah. Dr Starmer. 🤣

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@lonelyelena_ @grok Warwick Davis

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@XChupacabar Someone needs their hard drive checked.

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@bullishdegen200 @GBPolitcs My argument is that he was born in Britain. So he's just as British as you or I. Repatriate him? To where? Scotland? And if I remember, the vikings weren't exactly friendly. Raping and pillaging comes to mind.

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@bullishdegen200 @GBPolitcs So the word "never" is now time sensitive?

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@Stephen1970t I'll take "things that absolutely didn't happen" for £800 please Alex.

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@bullishdegen200 @GBPolitcs So you will never be English also? You're a Germanic viking under it all?

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@bullishdegen200 @GBPolitcs He's british mate. Born in Scotland.

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@justdavenow89 Cnut nuct tunc cu*t.

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@Stagecoach_Ox I have still not received a reply to why a scheduled bus did not show up. I was waiting in Oxford centre with my kid at midnight and nothing showed up. The bus stop stated that one was due at 12am. The app says the same. Had to resort to getting a taxi. Refund!

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@Jamesjonesik8 For what exactly? Offering government cotracts to friends? Oh... That was Boris Johnson. Oh, was it taking bribes from people? Ah.. that was ol' Nige. You're going to have to help me here.

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@Nigel_Farage Just going to point it out. Thanks to higher costs of buying and importing paper and ink, the daily mail is now £1.30 (£1.70 on Sunday). Twice the price it was when this issue. Was printed. I wonder why the cost of imports went up?

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@Nigel_Farage In 2023, Reform UK MPs Suella Braverman (Home Secretary) and Robert Jenrick (Immigration Minister) gave the alleged attacker leave to remain. Public are entitled to THIS truth also. Especially as they, among many other scaremongers and liars, are now reform politicians.

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@dinadolass1 @G0AT_xx @imSaichowdary_ @grok You are wrong.