Pete The Peroxisome

You can find me in basically every single Eukaryotic cell in the universe. I’ll be breaking down harmful, very long chain fatty acids.

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

lmao I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #someonesgottadothedirtywork

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

@EnvelopeNuclear That’s in rare cases. Better for me to do my job more than not. #organelleelection2018

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

Then we wouldn’t have alcohol or me, and all of the other dangerous substances you put in your body would go to town resulting in utter destruction. #organelleelection2018 https://t.co/sGZKZr54X4

[Nick_the_Nucleolus @NickDaNucleolus]

@Peroxisome142 Or how about we ban alcohol as a whole, because then we could all do our jobs a lot smoother and then you wouldn't exist #endtheperoxisome

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

Whenever I see the name of @NickDaNucleolus I get excited because I think the nucleus is saying something meaningful, but it’s just the worthless nucleolus saying something dumb. What do you even do? #organelleelection2018 #notnick

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

You know whahat would be cool? If @robby_ribosome could function on his own. #organelleelection2018

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

@GolgiAppar8us Ouch. Other than the fact that the Golgi transports things, worthless. #stepup #organelleelection2018

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

Do you enjoy the refreshing effect of mouthwash? Do you enjoy not being made fun of for having icky breath?Without Peroxisomes the alcohol in mouthwash could be dangerous, even lethal. Next time you use Listerine Cool Mint Mouthwash, think about who you are voting for. #mouthwash

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

@EnvelopeNuclear You may may have nuclear pores , but what is your purpose?🤔#organelleelection2018

[Vladimir the Vesicle @realVesicle]

I'm just chillin on the beach, so vote me beach #makethecellgreatagain #Iamthebest #vesicleforthewinboys #vesicle2018 #fullsend #sendit #saturdaysareforthecells

[Pete The Peroxisome @Peroxisome142]

@realVesicle Wow! This organelle wants to “Make the Cell Great Again” yet he is sitting on a beach doing nothing. Vote for an organelle like me, who is always breaking down very long chain fatty acids, keeping organisms alive. #organelleelection2018