Perpetual Kid

Unique Gifts + Funny Cards to Entertain Your Inner Child! We're a small business! Often offensive... but always fun! We're known for our weird and unusual gifts

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#giftinspiration #gifting Throwback Snack Bag Clips
$7.49
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World's Smallest Boggle https://t.co/YBdaQQLZvL
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#giftinspiration #lastminutegifts World's Smallest Cornhole
$5.24
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Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable

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INCLUDES 3 MINI-LPS TO PLAY!

Let those records spin with the Teeny-Tiny Record Turntable! While your record collection is miles away at home, this retro-style kit adds a bit of vintage vinyl charm to…

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Neat & Novel Kitchen Sponges https://t.co/LlbQM19pCG
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World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots #giftsforhim #lastminutegifts
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Shakespearean Profanities Cards https://t.co/acADgJ2zbD
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#holidaygifts #creativegifts How Do You Keep Getting Hotter Every Year Birthday Card
$5.49
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I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card

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I don't feel Waffle when you're around

Send our delish I Like You a Waffle Lot Greeting Card to that special someone and put a smile on their face! Are waffles just pancakes with abs? What b…

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Ready to vibe with the coolest trio? Meet our Boobies Fowl Bird Greeting Card, Booby Bird Fowl Language Dish Towel, and Boombox Lunch Box. Ultimate coolness, delivered! 🐦📦✨ #PerpetualKid #UniqueGifts https://t.co/xXGOYD7SeW

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I Love You For Memorizing My Coffee Order Greeting Card

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CATCH COFFEE-LINGS FOR SOMEONE?

Espresso yourself with our fun and frothy Coffee Order Love Card! No reason to wait for a major Hallmark holiday. Any day is a brewtiful day…

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Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture

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TIME TO GO WATER THE BUSHES HOUSEPLANTS. 😏🪴

Designed to look like a miniature version of the peeing boy trope popularized in ancient times, our whimsical Pee My Plants Garden Sculpture is so sil…

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Astronaut and Rocket Bandages #giftsforher #creativegifts
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Humunga Tongue Dog Fetch Toy https://t.co/ewlsxV3ODf
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Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card

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Always look at the bright side of life...

The empathetic, but humorous Look On the Bright Side, Tomorrow Could Be Worse Greeting Card is for your friend that just is…

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Retro sass is in the air! Our new arrivals: 'Retro Happy Birthday You Little Sh*t' card, 'I Love Your Penis, It's The Best' card, and 'F*ck It All!' card. Time to mail out some attitude! #PerpetualKid #SassyGreetings https://t.co/xXGOYD7SeW

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World's Smallest Rock'em Sock'em Robots #techgifts #giftinspiration
$8.99
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#techgifts #giftinspiration Humunga Lips Dog Fetch Toy
$14.99
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You Are A Magical Unicorn... And Everyone Else Can Go F*ck Themselves Greeting Card https://t.co/YkAj44M2jx
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World's Smallest Hungry Hungry Hippos

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The classic marble chopping game!

Feed your insatiable appetite for childhood nostalgia with our World's Smallest Hungry Hungry Hippos! This miniature version of the beloved Hasbro game of y…