🃏Kai♦️

whatever whatever tweeter blah blah
#thefutureisteal first, pens🐧 second
jesse welles - cars - dc - other stuff 😛👽

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

hello twins and twinettes, just wanted to make a little thread rq for people who click on my profile
for followers who are seeing me pop up again: i was deleting twitter off and on for a few years. not that deep into ghost anymore and if im lucky i dont sound like that still
👽⬇️

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

now i love 67 kesselring and dickinson as much as the next guy but someone put a # dickring in their post and i accidentally clicked on it 😕 never again

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

I LOVE BEING WASHINGTONIAN 🗣️

[Seattle Torrent @PWHL__Seattle]

UNCLE SEA-J IS HERE TO STAY 🌭

@tuffmustard has been re-signed to a two-year Standard Player Agreement through the 2027-2028 season.
📰 https://t.co/HSbHEF0gud

[Seattle Torrent @PWHL__Seattle]

UNCLE SEA-J IS HERE TO STAY 🌭

@tuffmustard has been re-signed to a two-year Standard Player Agreement through the 2027-2028 season.
📰 https://t.co/HSbHEF0gud

[🦈 | bones²² PINNED 📌 @sharkiesphere]

okay hi guys, giveaway time :] i have 2 smitty rookie sweaters cards so im gonna be giving one away!! its # 224/299 and i think it’s pretty nice :]

to enter, please be following me + like & rt the post. i’ll close it in a few weeks! good luck!! pics of the card for ref ⬇️⬇️

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

thank you pwhl san jose but lets be clear watching games my eyes will not be on the puck

[PWHL San Jose @PWHL_SanJose]

SMILING THROUGH IT ALL, CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS OUR LIFE 🤩

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

laila edwards highest drafted black woman ever and the first pick ever for pwhl san jose oh my godddd oh my god

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

"kesselring isn't good enough for sharks fans to be so hyped about getting him" i'm gonna be so honest after being subjected to 32 games of nick leddy hockey i would have been elated if the sharks announced that they traded for my 46 year old neighbor frank

[nika 🦈 @dewties]

SAN JOSE SHARKS TRADED FOR A DEFENSEMAN

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

WE’VE GOT A TRADE 🔀

Hello Michael Kesselring and 27th overall!

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

my brother only refers to sidcros as “princess” and i dont even know what i said to give him that idea. i talk about any hockey player and he’ll go “is that princess?” because its the only one he knows. “whats that one hockey guy you like, princess,” ohhhhh mama you mean mama

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

it must suck to win the stanley cup and not like the taste of champagne

[Bailey Jraftosanjosecrank @grafcrank]

Happy birthday wonderful

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

can this guy root for the sharks next

[Not Dave Canales @NotDaveCanales]

For my final act: If the Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup, I will get a tattoo of the Stanley Cup. Make me do it @Canes!!!

Shoutout to Cleopatra Ink in Raleigh for the amazing artwork and the friendliness showed. They are huge Caniacs as well and couldn’t wait to do the tattoo for me. https://t.co/CgJJrj7DpL

@BarstoolBigCat @SaraCivian @PardonMyTake @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @PFTCommenter @ryanwhitney6

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

i dont believe in a priv twt you get all of me or nothing

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

“seth jarvis is getting pregnant tonight” “good ol canadian boys will be creating new levels of spit dna” if yall are saying this i better see something in the mens hockey rpf tag in the next few days. or we will be having words

[NHL @NHL]

Undrafted
111 AHL games
NHL debut at 27 years old

Brandon Bussi is now a #StanleyCup champion 👏

Never give up on your dreams...

[camy @sidnezcrosby]

i will go back to hating jordan staal tomorrow don't worry

[Damien @fatdemidov]

now that the stanley cup playoffs are over i can work on my main mission. bringing back the arizona coyotes.

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

i cant wait to see photos of the jarvy boys celebrating now

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

okay that was so fun im canceling my fubo free trial now