🃏Kai♦️

whatever whatever tweeter blah blah
#TurnItAllTeal first, pens🐧 second
jesse welles - cars - dc - other stuff 😛👽

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

hello twins and twinettes, just wanted to make a little thread rq for people who click on my profile
for followers who are seeing me pop up again: i was deleting twitter off and on for a few years. not that deep into ghost anymore and if im lucky i dont sound like that still
👽⬇️

[kk @willscookies]

Using the new update for the important matters

[marco¹⁴ @14WEBBONSO]

this is how people hating on mush look like to me

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

ao3 should pay damages for the time its gonna take to recurate my twitter timeline when its back up. every other tweet is a mini story thread and im reading and liking each one

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

im convinced one day sidney crosby accidentally used his gf’s lip plumper and won a game and so now he uses lip plumper gloss everyday before a game

[IVAR STENBERG #1 FAN @miffymack]

BRING BACK MISA’S DEAD WIFE

[brook @brookl7bc]

@NHL

[daniel 🐰 @bunnipiastri]

im rarely ever actually opening packs in that game im running that store like the mf navy

[jos :) @joscelynven]

This is kind of like the hockey version of The Sword in the Stone. Michael Misa you are the true Crosby heir

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

it always feels shameful when i find a player from another team funny. fuck you i hate you and everything you stand for except for this one time

[NHL Follow Tracker @NHLFollowTrack]

🚨 Nick Cousins unfollowed 1 account on Instagram:

❌ jakobchychrun — Jakob Chychrun
🔗 https://t.co/omyJtFDnKq

#GoSensGo #NHL

[liemeo @Liemeo_]

how being on the sid geno line must feel

[evkiefni milkin @evkiefni_milkin]

people forget that a part of being a sports fan is being a hypocrite

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

and guys, if im being honest. i like the sharks, but i dont have bay loyalty. i cheer for the torrent😔

[lain andre fleury | REJECT PAX SILICA @sanjosefleury]

when ur circle small

[Atrás das Redes Pod @atrasdasredes]

mas sera que agora podemos falar sobre conceito, coesão e coerência?

[liss #SVECHFORBIGSEXY @lordofthepepsi]

this came to me in a dream

[boodles || ASKY MY GOAT @lesdeljkovic]

I hope every time a SJ Sea Lions player scores we all just AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR AR

[🃏Kai♦️ @PerplexedKeys]

@PWHL_SanJose @Mickyy118 OHHH YEAHHHH