Perri ☠️

I’m just a Perri

[Maurtez @1Maurtez]

When gas hit $8 my job gon have to start comin to get me or I’m not goin

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Damn. Got catfished again.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

WHO STOLE HER BOOTS

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

I think if I worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally lose it

[💚🎙️Jaylacake ●ｖ●🎙️💚 @Jaylawantsmilk]

This is one of the most underrated SpongeBob jokes ever

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

I cannot be the only person who gets stressed out when asked to name any favorite thing (movie, ice cream flavor, album etc) because I don’t really have one.

[bre @breanaharrell]

Guys who drive off before you get inside the house 🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I need a dresser exclusively for the t-shirts I never wear but can't bring myself to get rid of.

[mikey @shenanigreat]

nobody:
your upper middle class friend’s house when you were growing up:

[Jay @ItsJaylin_xO]

The fact that getting paid $20+ isn’t enough anymore is WILD.