Parker Perron

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

I will never get tired of driving over Burton Hill. Legendary hill

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@FAmmiranteTFJ This makes no sense

[Bobby Skinner @BobbySkinner_]

Kenny Golladay is the most hated man in New York

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

I would trade Richie James for a cold Dr.Pepper

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Sometimes I think I’m actually crazy.

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Good job today

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Nothing hits like the first drive with the windows down after winter

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Stars are awesome

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

When the person you watch Grey’s Anatomy with watched 2 shows without you.

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

I live life with no blinkers. Partly because I don’t really know which way I’m gonna go in life. Partly because my blinker lights are broken.

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Thank you to everyone who is smart in the world

[John @iam_johnw]

The Eagles wrs watching Doug Pederson send out nate sudfeld for jalen hurts in a one score game https://t.co/UM2r12jIZM

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Santa Tell Me and Candy Cane Lane are the two best Christmas songs.

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Take me back to the times when weather was the go to topic to talk about

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

I watched Netflix all day with dirty glasses. Didn’t bother to clean them or put my contacts in because I was comfy. I am lazy. I am okay with that.

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

@GoodridgeDenise You monster. Get a metal straw.

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Ice cream tastes better if it’s made by the right person

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Every Vermont male teenager: Truck with lift kit, new rims, and tires. Me: 2010 Ford Edge with horns on the front named Edeth

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Salami is a very underrated meat

[Parker Perron @PerronParker]

Is there even a reason to get out of bed anymore?