Demarv 🖤🐐

Girl Dad 💖

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me king slime

[Demarv 🖤🐐 @PerryDemarvin]

🤣

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

1. No shot I'm punting
2. If I dial up a TD, I'm not turning over the headset

accept this as part of the deal and you have a new season ticket holder, Akron

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The MLB should force the Dodgers to sign & start Anthony Volpe at shortstop to make things fair.

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

When you and the wife are arguing about something and she says, “I’ll just look it up,” then goes all quiet.

[Demarv 🖤🐐 @PerryDemarvin]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

If I come to yo house & you doin all this for a dog you wont ever hear from me again
Yall fucking

[Davy version 7.5 @Foid_Ear_Biter]

Ah yes of course, squeezing my wife's butt, mind you not because I'm a lustful perverted freak that's attracted to her,but because of health and longevity reasons.

[HC93 @HC93_]

you’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the king

[Abba🫀 @engr_imm]

My coworker makes $92,000 a year and still brings lunch from home every single day.

For two years, people in the office made fun of him.

“Bro, you make good money. Live a little.”

Meanwhile, they were ordering DoorDash every afternoon, financing new cars, upgrading their iPhones, and taking weekend trips they couldn’t really afford.

He never argued.

He drove the same 2012 Honda Accord.

Wore regular clothes.

Used coupons at the grocery store.

And every Friday, a huge portion of his paycheck disappeared into savings and investments.

Then our company announced layoffs.

Half the department was gone by Monday…

[$ @jxtsummer]

all credit goes to God for everything.

[Bambulu 2.0 @BambuluMen]

A woman who's mad at you but still calm & respectful in her actions towards you >>>>>

[yanna. @slimyan]

it ain’t never been that hot.

[Crypto Crib @Crypto_Crib_]

Bitcoin is now at a Risk Level of 0.1 👀

Historically this has marked a solid place to DCA. 🟠

[Demarv 🖤🐐 @PerryDemarvin]

45 in a close game special, shout out to Brunson

[Demarv 🖤🐐 @PerryDemarvin]

Yes sir JG!

[Jordan Griffin @Coach_JOG]

Let’s work! #SkoBuffs

[Demarv 🖤🐐 @PerryDemarvin]

🤣 https://t.co/M1ceBF6plT

[Tired Era @Nigee_Uno]

Oh this will be used terribly

[Demarv 🖤🐐 @PerryDemarvin]

Top 5

[Samuel C. Okanume @sammychrise]

One of my favorite movies ever. Still hits every time.

🎬 Pursuit Of Happiness

[Demarv 🖤🐐 @PerryDemarvin]

They can never make me hate Bama.

[Anna Lee - CRE Leasing Lawyer @CRELeasingLawTX]

Fourth generation Alabamian (turned Texas transplant) here - Alabama is incredibly underrated. I went to an excellent high school with an IB program & more AP classes than one person could take. Beaches, mountains, lakes, a top 50 public university (Auburn - my alma mater. War Eagle! 🦅 🐅), top 100 public university (Alabama), a top 35 med school (UAB), a top 50 law school (Alabama), Huntsville has Boeing, NASA (including Space Camp), the Redstone Federal Arsenal, and the highest PhDs per capita in the nation. Budding food scene. College football is life! People are friendly. You can buy a house for not a ton of money. I could go on!