Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent

Mommy. Wifey. Writery of mystery with humory.

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

Brent would like to neither confirm nor deny his involvement...

[Hannah 🙂 @HSKillian97]

@PerryElisabeth1 I just saw a headline about a tiny smart car leading the police on a Chase through the Phoenix area, and Brent came to mind.

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

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[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

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[Star Wars @starwars]

Happy #MothersDay to the hardest working mom in the galaxy, #FrogLady. 🐸💜

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

@AstralColt It's a trick they learned from Facebook.

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Great band, too bad they broke up

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

@rachelernst @msdanifernandez I love this! Must try with my kiddos sometime!

[Deborah Garner @PaigeandJake]

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[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

Whelp.
Star Trek Discovery has Timelords now.
And I'm not complaining. 😂

[G. K. Chesterton @GKCdaily]

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult; and left untried.

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

@SHPathologist I'm a messsss😭🥺🥺🥺

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

.@TheBabylonBee is savage 🤣🤣

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

Gosh. The guy reads Douglas Adams.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Life, the Universe and Everything

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

😂👏👏👏

[Adobe Photoshop @Photoshop]

Masking.

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

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[Deborah Garner @PaigeandJake]

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[Karen Swallow Prior (Notorious KSP) @KSPrior]

For years, I’ve taught church history in the context of literature. I’ve often wondered how Christians in different periods of history could not see how the faith was being exploited as a means to power and domination. How could they be so naive and blind, I wondered?

Now I see.

[Icona @iconawrites]

The *only* way a millennial can afford a house these days is by becoming the nurse of a millionaire writer who dies in suspect circumstances and leaves them his entire fortune to the horror of his greedy, vengeful, and possibly murderous family.

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

@KayAyDrew Maybe when this is all over, people will start to dress up for movies and flights again. 🤩

[Perry Kirkpatrick | not a secret agent @PerryElisabeth1]

INSANE! 👏

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

HOP CAUGHT IT!!!!!!!!