Perry Johnson

husband and Podcast Partner of the lovely @lindsaymj44 cancer patient and father. #MDP

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

This is the one where we announce that we are sooo on a break! Also one of the funniest dong conversations of all time. 🐔 join us to hear Perry laughing really hard at his own jokes and immaturity!! Love y’all. https://t.co/wINHzONn2d

[🎃David of Murder Dice(He/Him)🎃 @MurderDice]

Today has been CRAZY. Nearly zero time to tweet. I hope everyone is doing well! My day is going great. Here’s a creepy pic of my kid. 20 weeks. Half way there!

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

@johnisbell85 @DisneyPixar Deal!

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

I hope cancer doesn’t kill me before @DisneyPixar Toy Story 4 comes out.

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

Or the Avengers 4
Or Spider-Man 2
Really there is quite a few things I hope I get to live to see. Cancer sucks.

[John Isbell @johnisbell85]

If there's 1 thing I've learned, it's that U have to surround yourself w/ people who believe in U. People who'll call U on your BS but also recognize your effort & intentions. Surround yourself w/ people who make U want to be better because both U & they are worthy of your best.

[🎃David of Murder Dice(He/Him)🎃 @MurderDice]

Enjoyable. #dnd
https://t.co/I30BBo5lCA

[avuncular: azure asain @ImOverItAll_]

I put on Hook. The pirates chanting “Hook” scene with Smee carrying the hook on a pillow. Silence.

3 year old: “I don’t want to be a pirate. I’m an astronaut!”

Me: “I didn’t say anything about you being a pirate.” 😶

[avuncular: azure asain @ImOverItAll_]

Casual Wear Werewolves listen to the Westworld and Red Dead Redemption soundtracks at work in preparation for Red Dead Redemption 2 this evening. #hype

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

@filminquirypod Smart House v. HSM2 is the toughest bracket of this whole thing.

[JM Junkins @JunkAboutMovies]

With a fairly unsurprising day 1 over, let’s continue the Disney Channel Original Movie tournament into the next set of votes. Updated bracket below and new polls in this thread!

[Jenn Key 💜🙏🏻 @Mrs_TX_JK]

@PerryJohnson77 @lindsaymj44 Aren’t those cool?

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

@Mrs_TX_JK @lindsaymj44 That’s awesome!!!

[Jenn Key 💜🙏🏻 @Mrs_TX_JK]

A friend made me a bunch of these flowers with little periwinkle ribbons to wear in November for Stomach Cancer Awareness month in honor of my brother. #TeamPerry #cancersucks #bestfriendever @PerryJohnson77 @lindsaymj44

[Red Sox @RedSox]

We love that #WorldSeries #DirtyWater!

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

@COlearnick @MurderDiceKyle @MurderDice @MurderDiceBen @MikeVorpal Spoiler alert. I ain’t there yet.

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

Nothing makes me want to play DND more than @MurderDice Just good friends playing an amazing game. Damn it’s good. @MurderDiceBen @MikeVorpal @MurderDiceKyle love you guys.

[Casey Olearnick @COlearnick]

@MurderDiceKyle @PerryJohnson77 @MurderDice @MurderDiceBen @MikeVorpal I feel like the fun and enjoyment has really come through in the last couple of episodes. Jumping out and yelling, "booger dice" comes immediately to mind.

[JM Junkins @JunkAboutMovies]

@PerryJohnson77 It made $250 million at the box office! That ain’t no DCOM!

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

@filminquirypod And it’s the best of the Holy Trinity as well.

[Perry Johnson @PerryJohnson77]

@MurderDice I slept with my bed directly on the floor until I was a married adult because of Friday the 13th when @kevinbacon got killed lying in his bunk. Also I slept in jeans 👖case there was a house fire and I didn’t want to be in the street watching my stuff burn n my undies