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[Tracy-Ann Oberman MBE @TracyAnnO]

Just leaving this here :

[Perry Morton @PerryMorton]

@Jordan_Mote @ODDSbible @chelsfergo Hahaha soooo good!!

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

I hate the state of UK politics. Antisemitism/racism popping up across the political spectrum.
Please Step back from the politicians/parties; ask yourself what political process has caused the sharpest rise in hate crime. Do we want to be trapped in it for years of negotiations?

[Perry Morton @PerryMorton]

@seetickets how do I speak to a human about a duplicated order that I need refunding? I have sent a message via customer support, but have received no reply.

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

Brexit is kinda like a Dad whose kids bugged him to go Alton Towers, so now he's driving there, at 11pm, knowing it'll be closed, with his kids screaming in excitement but his wife going c'mon Colin turn the car around but he's like NO YOUVE MADE YOUR CHOICE WE'RE FUCKING GOING

[BBC Scotland @BBCScotland]

Meet the master of the radiator harp

@DaftLimmy returns to BBC Scotland on Thursday 5 April.

[Perry Morton @PerryMorton]

Jesus Siri... I just need to hand wash a jumper...

[Perry Morton @PerryMorton]

@oliviatowner 7 years later, still bankrupt. Welcome to the club.

[Perry Morton @PerryMorton]

Hey girls, don’t forget your Christmas choices this year include; Vacuuming, cooking, or general cleaning!
Sort it out @bmstores, join us in 2017 and think about progression.

[Historic England @HistoricEngland]

The competition for Best Rescue of an Historic Building (sponsored by @Selectaglaze) was fierce and so we have two winners this year
Rich Moore and Mark Moore for @SourceBMX and Claire Slattery from @Calderdale for The Piece Hall https://t.co/LltSVH40iS
#AngelAwards17

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

We took our campaign to Amber Rudd’s constituency. Once a “safe Tory seat”, now a marginal, we will win Hastings & Rye at the next election.

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

Today is Trump's 35th day at a golf club since taking office. He's been at a golf club on 21% of days as president.

Watch candidate Trump:

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I've added Adam West Batman quotes to the Dark Knight trilogy.

[Ben Riley-Smith @benrileysmith]

HOW AGES VOTED
(YouGov poll)
18-24: 75% Remain
25-49: 56% Remain
50-64: 44% Remain
65+: 39% Remain
#EUref

[Perry Morton @PerryMorton]

This generation, once again, has been dealt a bad hand by the past.
It'll be hard, but everyone should fill their day with hope and love.